Becoming Fat

~ Gottfried

Whenever you’re feeling fat, try not to stress about it and keep your chin up because a tiny body simply couldn’t store all that personality. If you love your muscles so much, you’d understand that it’s important to protect them with fat. 

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see. Brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die. But stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life. You’re not fat, you’re bold. A statement. 

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. There’s a thin man inside every fat man. He hasn’t just been activated yet. Which is why when you go to exercise, you should wear all black. Because you’re going to a funeral for your fat. 

A workout day keeps belly fat away.  It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat. You’re not fat, God gave you airbags because you’re precious. I figured out there is only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people and stand between them. 

A person that weighs 200 pounds on earth weighs 76 pounds on mars. So you’re not overweight, you’re just on the wrong planet. Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean…against tables, floors, chairs and ugly people. 

Every guy thinks every girls dream is to find the perfect guy. Please, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat. Is “fat” really the worst thing a human can be? Is “fat” worse than “vindictive”, “jealous”, “shallow”, “vain”, “boring” or “cruel”?

Not to me

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

36 thoughts on “Becoming Fat”

      1. Hehe Mr Gottfried i Spend a Significant Amount of Minutes on
        ‘The Wrong Planet’ Each Day Literally as Such Online and i Can

        Prove it Your Name Exists There too Feeling Light As A Feather
        Dancing in Flow About An Inch Above Terrestrial Smooth Dance

        Floors iN Walmart Too That Way Just for Fun

        Hehe Not Plugging 5.5 MiLLioN Words
        in 57 Months Of Effort With Close to
        359 Thousand Views Just From the

        Registered Members There
        in 117 Pages of a Solo Thread
        Named “Depth of The Story”
        Including the Famous

        Mr Gottfied too in

        Plain View True

        Not Plugging It Just
        Proving it That You Exist There too

        And Nah i Don’t Need Any Plugs Up
        Top Like Wanna Be Space Boy and

        His X-Big Orange Daddy AS Such

        Bald Will Be Beautiful Crowned too

        HeHE Anyway Back to 250 Pounds
        my Current Weight as The Health Care
        Representative on the Other End of the
        Zoom Call Says the Numbers Prove i am

        Morbidly Obese Hehe if

        i Really Do Weigh
        25 More Pounds
        Than B.A.D. Orange
        Man “Bringing America’s

        Demise” For the Whole World to Laughing
        Stock At With a Banana’s BUNCH of Stocks/Bonds Worry too

        Anyway Dam Straight i Told the Health Care Insurance
        Representative Nurse Practitioner as Such Yes on the

        Zoom Call my Primary Doctor Says i Can’t Possibly Be Obese Now
        Still Leg Pressing 1540 Pounds 12 Reps 6 Scale Greater Than my Weight

        at Age 65 Ever Since the ‘Omen’
        Born Date of 6.6.60

        Oh Hell True More
        Ape than Man i Suppose

        Perhaps Not as Watered
        Down as Humans These Days

        i Just make Sure i’m a GentleMan With my Wife

        hehe
        Keeping
        The Volume
        of ‘The Roar’

        i Make Toned
        Down to the Best of
        my AbiLiTy

        With
        SMiLes

        As the
        TSuNaMi
        Of Words Continues hehe…

        Hehe It Wasn’t A Joke With

        SMiles

        Yet STiLL
        iN Banter
        Abounds
        With Copy And Paste⛵️☺️

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