Can you keep a Secret

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t. No one really likes keeping secrets. The thing that makes a secret fun is knowing that you weren’t supposed to tell it. Keeping secrets is the beginning of wisdom.

My secret keeping skills are so good, I’ve even kept secrets from myself. I tried to keep us together, you were busy keeping secrets. Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. 

Three may keep a secret if two are dead. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about keeping secrets is secretly telling someone about your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly. 

It’s not good to keep secrets, unless it’s my age. Keeping secrets from someone is no different than lying to them. It’s still dishonest. Lies and secrets are like cancer in the soul. They eat away what is good and leave destruction behind. 

Why be a secret agent when you can just be a terrible gossip? What to do with my face when I know you are lying but I can’t say anything because of the way I found out? People are great at keeping secrets they don’t know. 

My best secret keeping skill? Forget what I was supposed to keep a secret about. Seriously, your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s even one.

I bite people.

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