Can you keep a Secret

~ Gottfried

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t. No one really likes keeping secrets. The thing that makes a secret fun is knowing that you weren’t supposed to tell it. Keeping secrets is the beginning of wisdom.

My secret keeping skills are so good, I’ve even kept secrets from myself. I tried to keep us together, you were busy keeping secrets. Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. 

Three may keep a secret if two are dead. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about keeping secrets is secretly telling someone about your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly. 

It’s not good to keep secrets, unless it’s my age. Keeping secrets from someone is no different than lying to them. It’s still dishonest. Lies and secrets are like cancer in the soul. They eat away what is good and leave destruction behind. 

Why be a secret agent when you can just be a terrible gossip? What to do with my face when I know you are lying but I can’t say anything because of the way I found out? People are great at keeping secrets they don’t know. 

My best secret keeping skill? Forget what I was supposed to keep a secret about. Seriously, your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s even one.

I bite people.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

30 thoughts on “Can you keep a Secret”

  1. Hehe Mr Gottfried Practically No Secrets
    For me With Skeletons in The Closet Basically

    All My Skeletons
    Hang Out on the
    Internet in Plain Site

    Yes True the Only Secret
    i Have is i Don’t Exist online

    Not By ‘Sir Name’ At Least

    “Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
    Vanish in the air, you’ll never find me
    I will turn your face to alabaster
    When you find your servant

    is your master”

    Really Just Lyrics By “The Police” Way Back
    Last Century When i Was Still a Batchelor then

    Yet The Part about the Servant and Master May
    Be Related to the Old Lie The Right Hand Way

    Is Good and the Left Hand Way Is Evil Nothing

    Could Be Further From the Truth True the Corresponding

    Right Hemisphere of Mind With the Left Hand Is actually the

    Master Providing Us With Understanding Social Empathic Greater
    Artistic Spiritual Abilities For Real Yes in Real Organic Soul IQ True

    The Left Hemisphere Corresponding to the Right Hand actually Materially
    Reduces the World Including Microscaping Our Reality into Words Grasping
    Attempting to Control the World By Micromanaging What We Really Cannot Control

    Basically
    Yes All that
    Never Changes

    Change Ongoing Now With SMiLes

    It’s Not A Secret Anymore Yet my

    Sir Name
    Shall

    Remain
    ‘Oblivion Online’

    Hmm Perhaps that’s
    The Only Secret Or Perhaps It’s Not

    With
    SMiLes..:)

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  9. once it’s said , it’s no longer a secret. The annoying part is telling someone a secret and you say ” it’s a secret, tell no one, told you cos you’re my friend” the irony , and that circle continues.

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