Last Borns

~ Gottfried

Science has confirmed that the youngest child is the funniest and often the best-looking. The typical last born’s creed is “What, me worry?” They have spent their entire lives trying to draw attention to themselves. They are often performers, the class clowns, the life of the party.

When you are dating a last born, ensure you hug them daily and treat them with tender, loving care. These kids are emotional. Because last borns are always learning to do for the first time what their older siblings have already accomplished. They escape with bad grades though.

Last born siblings are by far the most annoying people on earth. They have a drive to be noticed and thus can be very good at perservering. On some days, the “lovable” exterior can unfortunately sometimes descend into a moody, mean, and aggressive temperament.

My level of maturity has nothing to do with WhatsApp status updates. I’m only here to motivate, laugh and lie. Last borns often choose people-oriented jobs. Because of their people skills, last borns can be pretty good manipulators. If you let them. Always avoid eye contact.

When God overheard my parents say, “The first child was not that hard, we can add another,” He uttered, “Challenge Accepted!” Last borns tend to get bored rather quickly. They have a strong fear of rejection and a short attention span. Look away at your own peril.

If you’re a last born, you’re generally a cheerful person. You’re an extrovert, energised by the presence of other people, and you’re probably not afraid to take a risks. I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, it seems you have lost your spark. I may have been born at night…

But not last night

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

20 thoughts on “Last Borns”

  1. SMiLes Mr Gottfried Not Unlike What’s Real
    Yes the Alchemy That Comes to Be A Butterfly
    Out of a Cocoon No Longer Stumbling Over

    100 Caterpillar
    Legs even

    though

    It is Not
    A ‘Centipede’
    Hehe True i Am
    First Born Yet Key
    to Me is Traveling
    to the ‘BLaCK Abyss
    oF All Pain And Numb
    AKA Hell for 66 Months

    Getting Out And Really
    No Longer First Born
    Yet Reborn into

    A New

    Creation Other
    (For 12 Years Now)
    Folks Have Difficulty
    Handling in ‘Terminator 2’
    Instead of 1 Fashion although
    As We All Know Feel and Sense

    At the Movies at Least ‘Terminator 2’
    Came to Save Folks and Not Destroy

    Human Beings Like the ‘TRuMP MeMe’

    For All Those Marginalized Oppressed
    And Stomped On True Terminator 1

    Hasn’t Changed A God Dammed

    Bit Same Old Testament

    Dude I’d Rather

    Do New
    Testament
    As It is Up to
    All of Us to Pursue
    Our Own ‘Legends of Existence’
    Hehe even if We Become ‘Too Big to See’

    True in Real ‘RoMe’ We Find a Way to Do
    Legend in an Invisible enough Way to Get Away

    With it
    With SMiLes…

    Meh HiSToRY is
    Captain Salted and
    Sgt. Peppered With
    Heroes and Villains ThiS WaY

    Key Be the ‘SAlt oF THE EartH’
    Inherit IT THiS Way Newly
    Now Regardless of

    Rank
    Rate
    of Pay
    or Currency
    Make all 3 A Trinity
    oF LoVE iN Peace and

    Fly Free With Wings of SMiles
    Generating the SaMe iNHeRiTinG
    And Spreading LoVE iN Peace For All…

    Flutter Fly Over Meadows Spiraling Leaving

    Only Moving One Way to Sidewalks of ASPHaLT

    For What
    Crawls
    Out of
    Motels
    Late at
    Night into
    Broad Daylight
    Now With No Shame
    For All to See and Even Come to Be…

    Yuck the
    smell of
    Rotting
    Oranges
    Pervasive
    As “Florida
    Men’ May Come to Do…

    Or Like me in a Sunday All
    Day Marathon of Dance And Song Free

    Salt Marks Left of Sweat All over my Beatles’ T-Shirt
    That the Church Elders Bought me From Their Fabulous

    Trip
    to Europe
    They Brought
    my Wife back
    An Ireland Shirt too

    Well Loved iN Peace Much Better
    Than Creature of the DarK iNDeeD…

    Stay
    Salty
    mY FRiEnD..:)

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  6. if last borns are like this, what do we say about an only child then….I think they’re a plethora of all these habits and perks mentioned above and more. A good piece filled with humor.

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