Fruity Life

~ Gottfried

A life without love is like a tree without fruit. Every time you eat a fruit for the first time that year you need to make a wish. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. The key to life is to drink water, eat fruits and mind your own business.

I was telling a friend about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently. It’s really all about raisin awareness. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe. Why do bananas always win in gymnastics? Nobody can beat them when it comes to doing splits. 

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to deliver to someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone had an apple delivered to your doorstep you’d be like, ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’ But if it’s a fruit basket, you’re like, ‘Oh, this is nice!’

Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad. Pick your friends like you pick your fruit. Don’t swear off all fruits because you ate one bad apple. Honestly, life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits. 

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. An apple looks like a human heart. A mango has the shape of a stomach. Grapes look like eye balls. Now do for a banana? You look like someone who eats bananas for the shape not the taste.

Love is a fruit in season at all times. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. You’re my main squeeze. I’m beginning to think I’ve fallen for you. It happened right before my berry eyes. It feels like you’ve got a peach of my heart. I’m so grapeful for you! 

You’re one in a melon. 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

42 thoughts on “Fruity Life”

  1. Hehe Mr Gottfried
    You Are an Apple
    of my Creative

    Eye Keep Up the
    Great Work my Wife

    Already Gave me an ‘Apple’
    From ‘the Garden’ too Yet It Was

    No Temptation

    As i Hissed

    What a Delight
    iMac MacBookPro
    iPhone And Apple Watch

    Bring to Organize All the
    Apple of my Creativity With SMiLes

    A Fruity
    DeLiGHT

    It Surely Is Hehe

    As Hidden in my
    Man Cave Bed/Computer Room

    All This Creativity Saves my Wife
    From the Fredache as Only Target of

    my
    Creative
    Energies Hehe

    It Could Be Worse
    Indeed as Just another
    Rotten Orange From
    The Deep South
    State of ‘Florida Men’..:)

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          1. “They went up the hill didn’t they?”
            That was Back in the “Olden
            Days” Now “Jack And
            Jill” Are Trapped in
            Separate 6 inch Or
            So Screens Repeating

            6 And or 7
            Mindlessly
            Reflecting
            The Inane
            Of Modernity

            In “The Age
            Of The Child”

            Mr Gottfried

            Hehe Where
            Any Thing
            And No
            Thing Goes

            It’s All Banter
            Any
            Way
            HeHe🤡

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  6. It’s amazing how something as ordinary as fruit can be used to express love, mindfulness, and gratitude in such a creative way.

    What a fruity way to start a good week.

    thank you for the beautiful write up

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