Going to War

~ Gottfried

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Join the army, see the world, find interesting people and kill them. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. 

God created war so that Americans will learn geography. I can’t tell you what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. All humor is based on hostility. That’s why World War II was funny until the nuclear bomb took all fun out. 

World War III will be caused by the “last seen” feature of WhatsApp. Time is everything, five minutes could well be the difference between victory and defeat. War will not determine who is right, only who is left. No catalogue of horrors will ever keep men from war. 

There’s no honorable way to kill. No gentle way to destroy. There’s nothing good about war except its ending. War might be evil, but it is quite often the lesser evil. It’s only in the war of marriage that you get to sleep with the enemy, and resume fighting afterwards.

If you don’t know what you’re doing, the enemy will never know. The first rule of marine warfare is that you should only bring artillery if you want to kill everyone. Warfare is based on deception. When we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away. 

When we are far away, we must make the enemy believe we are near. Love is like war, super easy to start but difficult to stop. All war is a symptom of man’s failure as a thinking animal. And lastly, war is only delightful to those who have never had experience of it.

Stay strapped or get clapped. 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

26 thoughts on “Going to War”

  1. War is waged by leaders but fought by civilians. It’s odd that they never have to feel the pain, just encourage the mass to keep going. I agree with the 1917 Russian revolution. The people one day just quit fighting, and then killed their government. 🤣😎🙃

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  2. ‘LoVE iN War’

    Indeed Mr Gottfried

    It’s a Human ‘Thing’ too

    And Really Potentially Disastrous

    When Little Men And Or Women Who Were

    Never Gardened Fully With Human LoVE iN Peace

    Come to Do
    Whatever It
    Takes to Fill
    And Feel an Empty
    Soul as there is Just
    No Real Way Without

    LoVE iN Peace

    Self-UnFulFilling
    Prophecy Indeed

    Where Anyone Who Gets
    In the Way of THeir Personal
    Hell Gets Steam-Rolled By The Horns

    Of Harm
    Against

    Others Who
    Do Not Comply
    With Selfish Greed

    To Fill the Black Hole

    With Colors Other than Cold

    Indeed mY FRiEnD Now THere’s

    Empty Danger Loose in the World
    Hopefully There Will Be No Need to

    Duck

    For
    F iN Cover..:)

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      1. “Cover my 6!”

        “Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
        Vanish in the air, you’ll never find me
        I will turn your face to alabaster
        Then you’ll find your servant is your master”

        Indeed Mr Gottfried Or Be ‘Too Big to See’

        i’ll Be Long Gone If and When AI Catches

        Up to me

        And True the Other
        Two Wise Lines actually
        By ‘The Police’ Will ‘Serve’
        As A Metaphor for The Relationship
        of the ‘Concrete’ Processes of the Left Hemisphere/Right

        Hand Way of Our Minds Materially Reducing the World

        In How AI Does it too
        True This Metaphor
        Works for Human
        Minds More

        Restricted
        to Literally
        Reducing Reality
        to Words too as of Course

        Reality is Free to Change Never

        Truly Set in Concrete Boots as
        A Statue at the Bottom of the

        Ocean Waiting Slave Yes

        Alabaster Faces Just

        Waiting to Break Through

        Free By The Creative Master
        Mind That Only Does Change

        In the Right Hemisphere/ Left
        Hand Way That Will Never Be

        Materially

        Reduced

        Trapped
        Tween
        Covers
        Of Any
        Closed Books…

        Indeed THere is a War
        Going on in Many Minds
        WHere Ignorance is Indeed Blind..:)

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