Drunk on Life

~ Gottfried

Rubbing alcohol treats outside wounds. Drinking alcohol treats inside wounds. It’s just science. Drinking a gallon of water a day helps you avoid other people’s drama because you are too busy peeing. Water is the best natural remedy. Drink your way to better health. 

Sip your problems away or at least make them more entertaining. Pour yourself a glass, especially if it’s water. They say water is the source of life, which is true. Because you can’t make coffee without water. What’s drinking water’s favorite form of dance? Tap!

You’ve got it all wrong. He’s not slurring his speech, he’s actually speaking in fluent cursive. A man’s true character takes center stage when he’s drunk. Not all girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine. 

I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a thirst problem. The kind of thirst that requires a “mortuary standard” bottle of sprite gulped with reckless abandon. Such that midway, you experience a bit of brain freeze and the back of your throat is burning. Thirst quenched!

I said no to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen. I’m not really a social drinker. I’d say most of my drinking is work related. I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot. Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double. To me, ‘drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it. 

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. Drink wine, it’s not good to keep things bottled up. Good alcohol stays in the bottle. Only champagne can make you feel the champs pain. I drink to make other people more interesting. Unfortunately…

I make pour decisions. 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

22 thoughts on “Drunk on Life”

  2. Out of Mind
    Blissful Be

    According to
    A ‘Best Buy’

    Customer Service
    Representative Today

    All Naturally Drunk on a Meditation

    Of Life

    Yes That
    Spells Bliss
    Continuing Always
    Now As Long As We
    Create It For Real

    Indeed Mr Gottfried

    Many Metaphors for the

    Word Drunk Yet Losing

    One’s Mind Meditating

    Finding Oneness Far Beyond Words

    Is the All
    Natural
    Drunk on Life

    That Does’t Cost
    By Bottle at the Liquor Store hehe…:)

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      1. “Buried my feelings in a bottle”

        Ah Yes Mr Gottfried “Message in a Bottle”

        An 80’s Song By ‘The Police’ And ‘Sting’

        Lead in the Song

        Yet also an Old
        And Perhaps New Meme

        Now By Enclosing a Message
        Full of Feelings and Even Wisdom

        In A Bottle And Setting It Free in an
        Ocean Real or A Metaphor for an Ocean

        Online

        Where By Chance
        A Stranger may Open
        Up the Message and Be

        Changed in Some Way

        Sharing the Life of the
        Messenger And Also

        Potentially Moving

        In an Entire New
        Way of Life

        SMiLing
        Now After
        Frowning Life

        Hehe Mr Gottfried i Administrate
        7 Blogs and Many Social Media Sites
        With Messages In Bottles ThiS WaY

        Although the Stats Show Literally

        Millions of Folks Have Opened
        Up the Bottles

        It’s True

        They Might
        Have Drowned

        In the 14.7 MiLLioN
        Words in 147 Months

        Of the ‘SonG oF mY SoUL”

        And Never Returned So Many
        Fish Swimming and Sinking in this

        Ocean Of Our

        ‘Condition’

        For Real

        Anyway Don’t Need
        To Imbibe Any Alcohol
        The Message i Enclose
        in the Bottles Serve As

        Therapy Enough And Oh Dear

        Lord the Meditative Flow that
        Ecstatic Spiraling Dance of Bliss

        Brings Is Totally Out of my Head

        Yep All 22,808 Miles of Public

        Dance For 147 Months Now

        Into an

        Ocean of
        Heaven All
        The Way Around

        i Might Be too Big to See
        in Words Yet 250 Pounds
        Dancing as a Feather as the Wind

        is Typically Hard to Totally Ignore

        In the Wild
        Of Sam Walton
        Free Provided

        Smooth

        Store
        Dance Floors
        With SMiLes

        Floating By with
        No Buy or Sell

        Yes and all the
        Other Free Store
        Dance Floors too

        Indeed iN ThiS WAY i am
        A Message in a Bottle hehe
        That’s What All the College Age
        Folks in the Dance Hall for 6 Years

        Related When they Begged me to

        Buy Some

        of What i Feel

        Yet they Couldn’t
        Understand the
        Do Is All Free to Dance And
        Sing Naked Enough Whole

        Complete

        Sadly all
        They Wanted
        Was a Pill to Fully Live

        The Alcohol They Were
        Drinking Just Wasn’t Setting

        Them Free…

        Although It’s
        True the Strength
        It Takes to Float my
        Body Requires Leg Pressing
        1540 Pounds Still 12 Reps Just
        Warming Up With the Rest of the
        3 Hour Work-Out at the Military Gym

        True at 65 You Might Believe Some of
        Those Young Adult Males Might achieve
        That to Bring Free SMiLes to the Buy and Sell

        Crowd Yet Sadly Attention Spans and Focus

        To Do What No Humans Have done before is

        Assessed on Average Less than a Gold Fish
        Yes Less Than 3 Seconds True None of them

        Has Volunteered

        To Swim the Ocean

        Deeper Blue Whale Style

        Just Floating Through Life

        in my ‘Yellow Submarine’

        to Let The Beatles Have

        Some Input in my

        Messages in Bottles too

        Ah This Story Could Go on
        Forever Some Other Place

        Now So You May Escape

        The Submarine

        HeHe
        Cheers
        Shipmate

        It’s No Fiction i
        Am ‘The Walrus’
        And ‘The Eggman’ Too

        Yet Mostly A Real Forrest
        Gump Mixed With Ferris Bueller’s

        Life Off Just Living my Best Life New

        Now With The Rest

        Of my Ship’s

        Crew on This

        Album Cover
        With ‘Captain Salt’

        HAha Okay Now for ‘The Escape’..:)

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