I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay. I’m not getting old. I just can’t remember stuff because my brain is full. I need to let go of everyone’s secrets so I can make some room. I’ll be hosting a … Continue reading Losing My Mind

Admit it, you’re waiting for something you know won’t happen. There is no sunrise so beautiful that is worth waking me up to see it. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. If you're waiting for the moment, here it is. If you're aiming for the heart then you can't miss. Continue to … Continue reading Waiting for a Sign

We need to create a department of common sense. People should be required to write special exams before they earn the right to vote. If you have room temperature IQ, you shouldn’t be allowed to participate in elections. Blind support in this day and age should be punishable by hanging. If you don’t know enough … Continue reading Elections

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. Our shared family trait is crazy. If your family doesn’t make fun of your struggles then are they even family? Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. One day I can tell my grandkids I’m older than touch screen devices and … Continue reading The gift of Family

Did you know that there are zero calories in minding your own business? Trust me, when you mind your business, life is way less stressful. It is better to have your nose in a book than in someone else’s business. Avoid gossip today by reading a book. Hey I found your nose. It was in … Continue reading How to mind your Business