The best time to relax is the time when you don’t have the time for it. Late for work? Get a few more hours sleep under your belt, you’ve earned it. Let’s face it, you’re already late. The best you can do is show up and be alert for the rest of the day. Start … Continue reading How to Truly Relax

You’re a Queen, act like it. Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Ideally you should only open doors for granny. A lesson I learned growing up, … Continue reading Her Majesty

The right girl will make you want to do all the romantic things you said you'd never do. Like go for photo shoots and wear matching Pj's. You know, lame stuff. Before you marry her, first make her use a computer with slow internet. You'll see who she really is. If she gives you strength … Continue reading How You Know She’s The One

Adam and Eve had the right idea. If we continued to toe that line, we wouldn’t have an obesity problem. Without clothes there would be no fat people and this is a hill I’m willing to die on. It will also solve the big issue of consent. You don’t have to keep second guessing yourself. … Continue reading Naked Truth

There’s always some truth behind just kidding. Knowledge behind I don’t know. Emotion behind I don’t care, and pain behind it’s okay. So pay close attention to how people feel. It’s why I like to hang around mute people. They don’t say much. And that’s okay. Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the … Continue reading Dealing with Abuse