How You Know She’s The One

The right girl will make you want to do all the romantic things you said you’d never do. Like go for photo shoots and wear matching Pj’s. You know, lame stuff. Before you marry her, first make her use a computer with slow internet. You’ll see who she really is.

If she gives you strength and makes you weak at the same time. She’s not the one. She’s the only one. Loving her is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up in X-rays, but you know it’s there. In a room full of women, she’s the only one you see. Because you’re colour blind.

She’s completely unexplainable. You think she’s a good girl but when you get to know her, she’s everything. She’s crazy, funny, honest and you will never know what she will do next. So every time she comes over, you do the right thing and hide all your valuables.

Guys always make girls cry, but if a girl can make a guy cry, she must really mean something to him. Men never feel sorry about cheating, so if he’s crying, it must count for something. He’s sorry he got caught. Nothing to do with cheating. She’s a real one if she takes you back after cheating.

She’s a keeper. I mean, if she plays football and stays between the goalposts, you’ve probably lucked out. Studies show 1 in 10 women can watch a football match from start to finish. Too bad you didn’t keep her. Now she will be with a man that really knows how to treat her.

She’s the one that turns my world upside down. I would do anything for her because she means everything to me. I don’t know where I’d be left without her. Not you silly, my mom. I’ve always been a better man with her, than I was without her. I used to eat healthy now look. No veggies in my diet!

She will know all the right things to say, what makes you laugh, what turns you on, what drives you wild and best of all, you will do for her exactly what she does for you. About three times a week, until she becomes tired…

then she’s not the one, so you resume your futile search.

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