Her Majesty

You’re a Queen, act like it. Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Ideally you should only open doors for granny. A lesson I learned growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother.

A Queen is not a morning person. I don’t like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. By noon I’ll be ready to entertain any kind of mammal. They’re saying the Queen caved and gave up the ghost due to serious health concerns but I just called my mom and she’s fine.

My whole thing is loyalty. Loyalty over royalty. Your word should be your bond. Diana learned this the hard way. Never be afraid to align yourself in a position of power. It keeps you on your toes. The adrenaline rush of evading death every day will make life more interesting.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix. That’s royalty.

Our royalty is to be reverenced, and if you begin to poke about it you can’t reverence it. Its mystery is its life. We must not let daylight upon magic. Stop opening up to these girls, they’ll use it as arsenal to deride you later. Keep the mystery. It’s for the greater good.

Royalty is a government in which the attention of the nation is concentrated on one person doing interesting actions. You’re a Queen, there’s a reason we’re all watching you. You’re only invisible to those who don’t deserve to see you, and the blind. They can’t possibly see you.

The strength of a kingdom comes from its King. The strength of a King comes from his Queen. I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and have always been. For more lies like this one, continue to visit Banter Republic

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