The year is 2019. I have just slept into the new year! I woke up about five minutes past midnight and I was in genuine shock. We've all heard the voodoo talk that whatever it was you started the year with, would stay with you all year round. Imagine believing? Now here's the irony, I … Continue reading What A Year
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How To Win Him Over
Ere we proceed, I want to expressly reiterate that all men are, in fact, the exact same. That fine gentleman you're with that you imagine is the best thing since sliced bread, is really not. The thing is, you have an idea of what you believe he is, and being a knucklehead, you've absolutely fallen … Continue reading How To Win Him Over
How To Avoid Lending People Money
We've all been there really. Being asked for money and looking for a way out of the really uncomfortable spot. Because in all honesty, lending money might put your own current and/or future financial security at risk. Humans generally are insatiable and are ready to borrow you into penury. You owe it to yourself to … Continue reading How To Avoid Lending People Money
The Most Important Object
On one of my many visits to the white house, I started musing to myself about an object that I imagined was of most importance to me and every other individual by extension. I weighed its importance on how much I couldn't do without it on a daily. The inquest is still on and I … Continue reading The Most Important Object
How To Win Her Over
The thing with the other gender is, like a plague, they're everywhere! Can't live with them, can't live without them either. So I've come up with a compromise. I'll give you a few life tips on how to win them over and maybe keep things that way for as long as you can manage. Trust … Continue reading How To Win Her Over