My hobbies include eating and also thinking about the next time I will be eating. I’m not hungry. I’m bored. Therefore I shall eat. Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Need to keep count of what you’re eating. I may look like I’m having deep thoughts … Continue reading Hunger Games

It's the best being an underdog and coming out on top. I think everything I do tends to root for the underdog. In fact, I think everyone roots for the underdog. I wonder why that is. There’s a place in me that can really relate to being the underdog. Never mind being an underdog, keep … Continue reading The Underdog

I know the title is a bit misleading, this isn't a post about Accountants. To be accoutable is to be able to count, meaning I should be able to count on you. Get it? The day our relationship ended was the day you lied about farting. There was no reason to deny that fart, it … Continue reading Accountability

If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style. I thought about losing weight once, but I'm a sore loser who hates losing. First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning doesn't feel so great. I hate when I lose things at work like my pens, papers, life, sanity and dreams. It's a … Continue reading Dealing With Losses

A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went. Saving is a very fine thing to do. Especially if your parents have done it for you. Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you’d do for a woman you wouldn’t do for … Continue reading Spending Wisely