Dealing With Losses

If at first you don’t succeed, failure might be your style. I thought about losing weight once, but I’m a sore loser who hates losing. First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning doesn’t feel so great.

I hate when I lose things at work like my pens, papers, life, sanity and dreams. It’s a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. No I didn’t lose my mind, it got scared and ran away.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. You need to be happy or extremely sad to make jokes. I’ve had people suggest to me that I may be going bald. I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

When you’ve lost something, your pocket is the place to look at least six or seven hundred times. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

How to lose weight for beginners. Turn your head to the left, turn your head to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever you’re offered food. Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge.

If it’s true that you are what you eat, you should try eating a skinny person. The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. We lose so many things simply out of fear of losing them

Nobody gets through life without losing a few things on the way. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge. Some diets are so good…

they take your breadth away

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