Suffering is best enjoyed in silence. I’m currently suffering from NDTDA. It’s a rare disease that loosely translates to No Desire To Do Anything Syndrome. I was first diagnosed as a toddler, the doctor promised my parents that I would outgrow it in the end. I’m glad to announce that in 2022, the doctor has … Continue reading The need for Suffering

The best time to relax is the time when you don’t have the time for it. Late for work? Get a few more hours sleep under your belt, you’ve earned it. Let’s face it, you’re already late. The best you can do is show up and be alert for the rest of the day. Start … Continue reading How to Truly Relax

You’re a Queen, act like it. Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Ideally you should only open doors for granny. A lesson I learned growing up, … Continue reading Her Majesty

The right girl will make you want to do all the romantic things you said you'd never do. Like go for photo shoots and wear matching Pj's. You know, lame stuff. Before you marry her, first make her use a computer with slow internet. You'll see who she really is. If she gives you strength … Continue reading How You Know She’s The One

Adam and Eve had the right idea. If we continued to toe that line, we wouldn’t have an obesity problem. Without clothes there would be no fat people and this is a hill I’m willing to die on. It will also solve the big issue of consent. You don’t have to keep second guessing yourself. … Continue reading Naked Truth