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Good Madness

November 15, 2021November 28, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 204 Comments

When you get angry, count to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that. Sharks are not so bad. If a stranger came into my house only wearing a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry and bite them too. Just because you're allowed to be angry doesn't mean you have to … Continue reading Good Madness

High Hopes

November 8, 2021November 21, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 208 Comments

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. I was given the name Prospect because people have high hopes for me. I had to have high, high hopes for a living. Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing. Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision. I’ve … Continue reading High Hopes

Being Single

November 1, 2021November 13, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 324 Comments

I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say that it’s going very well. Like...it’s working out. I think I’m the one. My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude, which is very rarely the case. The only fun part about being single is how … Continue reading Being Single

Work Life Balance

October 25, 2021November 6, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 262 Comments

Life is like riding a bike. No To keep your balance, you need to keep moving. The problem right now is that my thighs hurt. What’s worse is my friends seem to be riding on scooters and are moving a lot quicker. I’d rather have a bicycle accident than a scooter accident though. See where … Continue reading Work Life Balance

Begging

October 18, 2021October 31, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 368 Comments

Always be well dressed, even when begging. If you’re going to visit my home to ask for a loan, kindly look the part. Show up in a tuxedo so that I know you’re serious about repaying. If you show up in torn clothes, I’m not even going to chuck any change at you. You’ve clearly … Continue reading Begging

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