We've all been there really. Being asked for money and looking for a way out of the really uncomfortable spot. Because in all honesty, lending money might put your own current and/or future financial security at risk. Humans generally are insatiable and are ready to borrow you into penury. You owe it to yourself to … Continue reading How To Avoid Lending People Money

On one of my many visits to the white house, I started musing to myself about an object that I imagined was of most importance to me and every other individual by extension. I weighed its importance on how much I couldn't do without it on a daily. The inquest is still on and I … Continue reading The Most Important Object

The thing with the other gender is, like a plague, they're everywhere! Can't live with them, can't live without them either. So I've come up with a compromise. I'll give you a few life tips on how to win them over and maybe keep things that way for as long as you can manage. Trust … Continue reading How To Win Her Over

It all started with a big bang. But no one asks, who set it off? In my mind's eye, I picture the big man set off a hand grenade and throw it into space and bang! galaxies! The milky way! Serious question marks over who named it milky way, there's quite literally no milk. But … Continue reading The Accident

I have learned to accept failure as a beautiful thing. For you to fail, it means you're at least trying to earn the right to be called a failure. Think about those that haven't even tried. They've never felt the adrenaline rush right before their plans fall like a pack of cards. If you're not … Continue reading How To Fail Spectacularly