Following the birth of the guinea pig, my folks were optimistic that the second batch will feature some improvements. They weren't wrong, along came Jayne, as fair and round as hot cross buns. Irresistible A smart mouth (No surprises there). Pearl didn't exactly like eating much, eating was a chore. Management knew this, but guess … Continue reading Jayne

I've lived the majority of my years with a big mouth. Yes literally and figuratively. I'm the guy to tell you that your fly is open from across the room. If you do get embarrassed, I want to let you know that it was entirely my intention. I'm perpetually in one tight fix or the … Continue reading Big Mouth

Reality is often disappointing. You roll out of bed, walk to the fridge and open it. It's empty, save for a few bottles of water. You already knew that, but you pretend to be shocked anyways. With determination, you enter the bath to freshen up before going out for the days work. As you brush … Continue reading Living In Denial

Excerpts from real-life events. This time I'm traveling. On one of my many cross country trips and as cupid would have it, I'm seated in the back, next to two other passengers, a young man and fair lady with skin like milk. I had loaded my belly full with rice so I was prepped to … Continue reading On The Highway Of Love (Part II)

You know what they say about firstborns, the guinea pig for parenting. Pearl arrived to a lot of celebrations and fanfare. Little did management know that three more were on the way. Born a Luna, she took the role head-on. The alpha of the pack, she made us tick. The glue between the parents and … Continue reading Pearl