Beauty Sleep

~ Gottfried

A well-spent day brings happy sleep. No denying, sleep in itself is important. A decent night’s rest can make a positive impact on your entire day, so it’s no surprise really that you’re more productive after a healthy dose. It’s a bit surprising to me though, that those who get a full hours night rest, still somehow find the time to nap in the afternoon. Where do you unlock that batch of sleep from?

Sleep is for the rich. You know you’re rich when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Steve Harvey made some now-famous quotes about sleep.

“Rich people don’t sleep eight hours a day! That’s a third of your life. It ain’t but 24 hours in a day! You cannot be asleep eight hours a day!”

I think he was spittin’ some major bull shit. If I was heir to a multi-billionaire(in dollars), best believe my days starts whenever I wake up.

Out like a light. I sometimes struggle with trying not to sleep, especially if I have reason to be up. But if I’m not getting any help, it becomes all the more difficult. If you’re texting someone late at night, fast replies are simply a must. Case in point. I once met this gorgeous lady at a function and we exchanged contacts.

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I checked my network and made sure the message delivered.

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A WHOLE minute later!

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Too late! 

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Between us, you know it was not even my fault. Sixty seconds is a long time at night.

Sleepy eyes. You ever saw someone that looked like they’re half asleep all the time? Or the creepy group, who, while supposedly asleep, don’t fully close their eyes. So as you’re sneaking to their cupboard to steal from their provisions, it looks like they’re watching you the whole time.

Sleeping beauty. In today’s society, a story like ‘Sleeping Beauty’ will be met with so much criticism. What do you mean that only a man worthy of her love could break the curse? Shying away from that, how do you kiss someone WITHOUT their consent? Isn’t that harassment of some sort? Feminists in the house, please walk me through this.

Good parenting. The wife just had a baby and the incessant crying was starting to take a toll on our household. Just when we are about to get back-to-back hours of sleep, this happens!

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She wins the argument(don’t they always). I go to do the business.

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But what am I supposed to do?

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She left me with no choice.

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Bizarre sleeping positions. Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. You see some people with sleeping positions that oftentimes raise an eyebrow. I can understand babies who sleep with their bum raised in the air, but sis, aren’t you a bit too old for that?

This one time in school I caught a boy sleeping in the most unlikely place. He was in the shower. And yes! Water was running down his face as he slept. I wonder what demons he was battling. And if you think that’s bad, let me tell you about another boy who while sleeping, fell from the top bunk, flat on the ground and continued sleeping.

For the doubters who find it difficult to believe the tale, here’s an extra twist. He sustained a cut on his head and was indeed bleeding. In hindsight, I am inclined to believe he must have passed out. But how do you explain the fact that he was SNORING?

I leave you with a few nuggets of wisdom. Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. If you want a head start on tomorrow, eat breakfast tonight – that way you can sleep until lunchtime. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I’m reborn. In all, here’s a keen piece of advice. Your future depends on your dreams…

so go to sleep

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446 thoughts on “Beauty Sleep”

  1. You have a quirky sense of humor. I can imagine any of your posts as a stand-up comedy routine. 🙂 Humor is important. These are difficult times. A smile can lighten someone’s load. Thank you, by the way, for your many “likes” on my blog. Wishing you well, A.

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    1. Thank you, it’s exactly the feel I was going for. Appreciate you taking the time to send this comment. Have a good one 🙂

      Haha, I promise I was going to start commenting on each one as soon as I’m settled. Thought we had a little game going on and I’m already up ahead so you have some catching up to do 😂😂😂

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  5. That was funny. I’ve heard of some people say they fall asleep getting their hair done or even tattoos. I said “pain makes you fall asleep?” Nope, don’t need that kind of ability. Well, wait a min maybe I do. 🤔Nope, no I don’t. I got to watch what they do to me lol.

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  8. Well, seeing someone sleeping with eyes half open appears a bit horrific,and on the top of it their snores add on to the scene😱😱
    And I wonder how someone can manage to sleep in a shower ,or when fallen from the top bunk and are they not humans who don’t feel enough pain to wake them up even with blood flowing out of them😥🤕🤕
    Hats off to those sleeping legends.😁😁

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  9. I can just imagine and that too not exactly😂,what it would be like to see it all going on in front of their eyes!😛
    They must feel like fainting of fear and shock😃or maybe( if they find themselves steady to stand on their feet,) calling a doc!

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      1. Oh yes!
        I just read it again😂😂
        I call the rhyme in my poem and it gives a visit but after it is done with tantrums😵😥🤕
        And now u see, it has popped up like an uninvited friend😛😝😝

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      1. You are an early bird,aren’t you?
        Well,the thing is that I was so much inspired after reading your blog ,that I ended up creating one of mine too! There isn’t any issue if I post it…right?

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