Any idiot can run, it takes a special kind of idiot to run a marathon. Philosophers say that life is like a race, you keep running. I like to think of those guys as armchair experts. What is life? A race or a marathon? I think that a good laugh and a good run, are the two best cures for anything. So if you’re out of shape and you don’t necessarily have the discipline to run, just pass by the mirror and laugh at your shapelessness. Amoeba
Life is a race against time, not everyone can run a long time. Some have many years left, some may have minutes, but the point is running as fast as you can before your time runs out. I don’t run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days. Sounds like some major crap right? These fitness enthusiasts will not be the death of me. My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Some people have the uncanny ability of running away from their problems and responsibilities. They say only the wicked runs without being pursued. I think that’s a false premise. Where I’m from, if you see a group of people running in your direction, your best bet is to take to your heels too. You never know that that split-second decision could be the difference between not getting and getting beat by a masquerade.
I run because punching people is frowned upon. Also because life is short and running makes it feel longer. Nothing like the wind hitting your face as you go through the gears. This one time I was running a marathon, I noticed I was the only one really trying to get to the end, so I gave up too. Somehow, incredibly, I got awarded a medal for coming second. I didn’t even finish! Apparently only one guy finished and he strolled to the finish line. Wisdom
Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. Joggers are usually so cocky. How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly. It’s unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him. The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
On the whole, we can’t all be heroes. Because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as the real runners go by. Running won’t solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework. You know you need to run when you have either gotten hit or almost gotten hit by a car multiple times. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed. Just know that if you’re running with me, be prepared to walk.
Why are you running?
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Awesome love it 👏
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Glad you enjoyed it, Lorna
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This was really funny with a lit of valid point. But I think I’ll still consider jogging though 😸😸
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Haha, hopefully I never catch you as I drive by 😁
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Quite similar topic and content, i liked the way you described the phylosofy mixing some fun in it 😊
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Yeah, on the whole, the hope is that even if the reader didn’t leave with anything, at least they laughed. 😊
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P.S. Joking
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I know 😂😂
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Guess I’ll be seeing you running around these streets.
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I also wanna run around those streets, let corona period end first 🤕
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For all our sakes. I secretly fear this is the new normal!
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Me too is afraid of this even more than scary ghosts !
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Scary ghosts won’t kill you. Ghosts can’t kill. At least not directly 😁
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Death is not my greatest fear, but a dreadful sight of a scary ghost probably is.
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Are you checking on me ? 😑
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Going by your responses alone 😉
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What’s the measure 😂
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You’re not slowing down at all ☺
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I was trying to make a rhythm 😂
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I know! 😂
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I promise that you won’t. When I see you coming, I’ll just sit on the curb.
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Haha, jokes on you. I’ll park and wait for you to resume. I got time 😁
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You win this round. Well done.
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Tempting offer.
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Run is good because it makes life seem longer…bwahahahah can’t stop laughing at that one.
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Haha, it’s my favorite too 😁😁
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Conosco uno a cui la riflessione n.3 calza a pennello
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ahah, ti sento
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Not looking back, not giving up, not letting go… I’ll keep on running~
Until I get too tired and then just start walking
But when I get my second wind… ohoho it’s ON
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Haha, that’s the spirit. Love the energy
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haha, why?
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There’s a meme actually. It wonders how men should reply to hmm sent by girls.
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Oh I’ll see if I can find it
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It’s all over the damn place. Soon I’ll be posting memes on my blog.
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You really should
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Thanks 😊. Wasn’t getting some solid motivation. Now I have it! So memes are coming very very soon!😂
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They might kill my dream
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The ruling dirty class!
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Exists in India as well. Posted an essay of sort on pimple
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Oops. It was 96.2%
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Still impressive
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Has to be. But still my crush came 1st in school and I 5th. Doesn’t matter cuz I am already friend zoned!
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🤣🤣🤣 I shouldn’t be laughing at you
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Don’t Laugh at me. Praise me
I hold the Guinness Record of being Friendzoned by girls.
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Not bad at all.
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Being Fricked up is bad. Really bad. Trust me. You are a married man so you already know the hit and trial phase of the life. It is bad in terms of romantic life. Sure is.
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Me*Smiles in Meme style.
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“Because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as the real runners go by. Running won’t solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.”
i can’t run nor will i do housework, but give me enuf booze and boy i can sure clap.
dRU
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Haha, that’s the spirit.
So there’s two of us, drunk on the sidewalk clapping our heads off 😁
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I am not running. I just dey my dey.
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Na mumu you be 😂
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