I heard a loud bang. I jolted awake. I was in the trench and bullets were flying above my head. It was mayhem. Bodies were dropping all around me, cries of the wounded. Yes, your leg got blown up, but is that an excuse to scream like a little girl? I felt a tap on my shoulder, I looked up, it was Cap. He screamed at me to get out! So I jumped out of the trench and followed him. We were deserting. Thinking back, I have no idea why I decided to sign up for the army. I thought it was going to be all about dressing up and wooing the ladies. Nobody told me we would be going to war?
As we escape from the bushes, we get to a creek. There in a heap were the bodies of soldiers and civilians alike. Without hesitation, Cap ripped off his uniform and gestured at me to do the same. Never liked the gear anyway, trousers getting stuck between my butt cheeks.We were going to wear the clothes of dead men. Some were already decomposing. Eventually, I found one that fit, poor guy had shit himself after getting shot. But it was about survival and I wasn’t going to let something as little as the smell of feaces stop me from staying alive. We kept moving. Stopping meant death.
After hours and hours of trekking in the thick forest, I was fatigued. So I found shade and lay down. Cap took a look at me and asked if I was hungry. Such a stupid question. He knew damn well that I was hungry and tired. I said yes though. Andrenaline could only take me so far. So we went out in search of food. After hours of futile search, I was ready to eat anything. Even Cap started to look tasty. As I was still contemplating it, an unsuspecting lizard was casually strolling by. Without thinking, I reached out, caught it and took a bite. Biting was the easy part, swallowing took more bravery. In case you’re wondering yes, it tasted like chicken.
The forest is thick and scary. Evil lurking at every turn. Cap is walking ahead of me. Suddenly he stops and signals me to do the same. He turns to me and his eyes widen. He screams at me, “Look out!”. I turn around just in time to see a hyena charging at me. It lunges at me and takes a chunk out of my left arm. Cap charges at it, pushing it away from me and they face off. As they have a go at each other, rolling and hitting themselves. They land on a patch of grass and I hear a familiar sound. In seconds, they are both blown up into smithereens. Then it hit me, we were in a minefield. Could this day get any worse? I follow a trail to a cave and lie there, mourn Cap and wait for death.
The next morning I woke up bleeding, bruised, and staring down at the barrel of a gun. Had no idea a hyena could work a gun. Oh it’s just some neigbourhood bandits. I am led out with my hands behind my back as I joined a much larger group. The bandits weren’t on the uniform so I suspect they were a regular terrorist group. What they had in store for me was yet to be seen. Before long we were all blindfolded, and then it started. From a distance I heard a man say his last words, followed by a loud bang and his body dropped to the ground. The end had come. I immediately felt nauseous, the lizard hadn’t done me any favors.
One by one, bodies were dropping. And it was edging closer and closer to my turn. I tried to have a conversation with the big man. I needed a sign that this wasn’t the end. But how was I supposed to escape? Chances were looking really slim. It got to the turn of the person next to me. I think it was a woman because when she was asked for her last words, she screamed, ‘You all will rot in hell!’. In my head, I’m like, “What hell? We’re already here!”. For what seemed like an eternity I held my breath and then it came. A loud bang and she dropped to the ground and rolled into what I suspect to be a hole.
Now being the protagonist of this story, I don’t particularly think I should die yet. I didn’t survive all of that to be unceremoniously executed. But I’m kinda conflicted because I hate a happy ending. What should I do with this character? Give myself super powers? Should I have martial art skills? Yeah I know my hands are tied behind my back but Jet Li and Jackie Chan always seemed to pull it off in the movies. Should I be rescued by the calvary? Maybe not. So let’s say I die, what would be my choice of last words? Help me out here!
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved
But you eventually died.
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Have I now?
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Actor no dey die
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gbam, you done talk am finish π
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Simply captivating…..well done dear……..
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Thanks bee β€
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If this was my dream, I dare not die. Either the shooter suddenly really has to take a dump, or they had to rush to the supermarket to get bullets.
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haha, I like the way your mind is working π
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Wake up and it will all end.
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Haha, clever π
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ππwait, what???
I was imagining the whole story while reading, …..fascinating.
But please wake upπ.
Lizard??π, guy wake wake
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haha, I’m glad you followed me on the journey.
My dear, Lizard oh
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Rest In Peace βπ»
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No way Anita πͺπͺ
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Itβs a joke! I thought (wrongly of course) that you had a terrific sense of humor!
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Haha, I know lol. I thought you’d be on my side at least π
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Gottfried will die in his own write-up? Taaarh! never! I know you’d find a way out. I think we should give you some superpowers, the strength of a soldier coupled with that, engage in a combat, have other guys yet to be touched on your side then take all the bandits down! Yaaayyy! We did it!!! π€ππ
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haha, superpowers and combat. Love the combo
Man I dunno about these other guys, they’re preoccupied with crying π€£
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Truth is once they notice someone bold enough, they’ll regain their confidence to fight back. Just man up guy! π€
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haha, this is the fighting spirit that earns you a slow painful death ππ
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Wooosh… Good luck finding out ways to live! π€
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lol you’ve been very helpful π
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Luck was on your side the whole timeβ¦ As horrifying as this story is, I donβt know why I found it so funny.. Joining the army for a wrong reason got you there anywayπ
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Haha, I should have asked questions before joining πππ
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Like why no one told you you’ll be going to war. How? Why? So unfair π
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haha, can you imagine!
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You should have sued them before the bandits shoot youπ
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I really should π
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After that, you hear a shot. It is not you, but the bandit who has been hit. Your fellow soldiers have come to save you without knowing you had deserted. Then you become a war hero. After experiencing all the love in your home country, you decide to turn good and patriotic and stop eating lizards.
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Haha, how have Disney not snapped you up yet? π
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lol:) Your story was very well written except for the lizard part (at least for me). I frequently get nightmares of eating lizards and wake up.
Btw, how would you have concluded this story?
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I added the lizard part to bring it to life.
To be fair I had no conclusion. I didn’t think anyone I had thought of would do justice
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It was a very practical thought, Gottfried. That is what a desperate person would do. If you do write fiction, would you like to share links with the rest of us to read?
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I will definitely share. Here on this blog I curate all my thoughts.
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