Whitemail

~ Gottfried

Whitemail is the use of fear, obligation, and guilt to control another person. It’s a rare strain of emotional blackmail found in adults over forty years of age. The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines. Always remember this. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. If you were meant to be controlled, you would have come with a remote.

Blackmailed by sweet-smelling roses. I stopped to smell roses once. A bee flew out of the flower and up my nose. It stung me in the nasal vestibule causing a severe allergic reaction and six days of a swollen septum. Now whenever I see roses, I keep walking. Narcissists often pause their abuse with intermittent periods of seeming kindness and warmth. This causes you to become trauma-bonded to them, constantly trying to make them happy. Then when they became abusive again, you may believe you deserve it.

Blackmail is one of the great past-times of family life. All children blackmail their parents with their innocence. The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana. While you’re stabbing my back, would it hurt you to also kiss my behind? If you’re going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty. Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.

Friendship is mutual blackmail elevated to the level of love. True friends are the ones that have nice things to say about you behind your back. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. Too many people take advantage of the trust they are given. Five enemies of peace inhabit with us – avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.

Whitemail is more effective than bribery. No banks should become so big that they can blackmail the government. In the same vein, Government by blackmail is incompatible with Democracy. Rights are something made up by the government to make you feel like you’re buying something with your taxes. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

Gratitude is a debt that usually goes on accumulating like blackmail. The more you pay, the more is demanded. Let’s pray that the human race never escapes to spread its iniquity elsewhere. Whatever happens, know this for sure, whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you. Being nice to people gets you nowhere. Being arrogant gets you nowhere.

Blackmail, now that’s a thing that will get you everywhere.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

346 thoughts on “Whitemail”

  2. Did that bee really sting you?
    I saw tons of bee when I stop by a fruit stall with my friend this evening. You should see how I kept my distance the woman selling the fruit wasn’t even acting like they were present…I guess that’s her super power..lol.

    I still await your scripts turned into a screen play.

    We are all black mailers atleast, guilty at a point in our lives.

    It’s much easier to drag/pull someone down by the belt. I see why they are definitely below…..

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    1. Haha, it really did. She’s their friend so they have an understanding. You? Not so much.

      Hopefully it happens eventually, they’ll make for a good movie.

      Please speak for yourself 😅

      Why are you pulling him by the belt? 👀 you want something below the belt? 🌚

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      1. I can’t compete with her she can enjoy them all.

        I heard their sting hurt like crazy and it’s always a sight to behold. What did friends do😂😂. If I am the one, I am definitely taking a picture and poking it with my finger 😂

        I speak for you precisely…😁. You’re welcome by the way.

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
        I am above tho so, I pull people by their collar. They are definitely going up…

        Yeeah..work towards it.🙏

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        1. Haha, you can try your luck. This is how superheroes are born 😅

          Nobody was trying to see God so they didn’t come near me.

          Thank you 😅

          Aha, so you’re still trying to get them killed. Nice

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          1. Lol…I dun commot my hand from them superhero thing oooh.

            Lol…That can’t be me…Jesus wouldn’t want to see me now so, I am good 😂.

            Where’s the tip? In Doge/XPR/ETH. I don’t mind some BTC too.

            Lol…E go just choke then breath good air at the top.

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          3. She no dey answer ooh. She needs saving instead call Superman in her behalf.

            😂😂😂😂. Chaii see name

            Until the dip dips😭

            Breathe🧘‍♂️

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  7. “…A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”… the truth is most of us are slightly cracked (i know some are badly cracked though lol), so it’s just nice we capitalise on our strengths while we work on our weaknesses.
    Nice one again, well done 👏

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  9. Most definitely. Hurting the other knowingly, I don’t even know how people defend themselves and go on. It’s scary to be honest.

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