I’ve been married six years today, and if there’s anything marriage has taught me, it’s that I should have stayed single. Why the hell is this woman crying in her sleep? On our wedding night, her dad had called me aside and warned that she could be a bit of a cry baby, I had no idea he meant literally. Here’s a tip, she’s the wrong partner if her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. The perfect partner will be content with just pearls.
Imperfectly perfect. The perfect partner is boring. You’ll find yourself constantly apologizing because they’d be right all the time. Everyone would look at you and say, “oh your life must be so great”, but in truth, your life really isn’t. It’s a nightmare. You’re going through emotional and mental torture. The only way out is to accept defeat. So you walk around head up like you’ve just hit the jackpot. Yes indeed, you bagged the prize everyone else wanted.
Can’t drive, can’t wife. If you want him to go to your stupid double-date with your best-friend and her husband, better be prepared to drive to and fro. Wishful thinking. I know I’ll end up driving, but it wouldn’t kill her to at least offer to every now and then. Or at least bribe me with kisses. A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. No surprises we never make it to the date night.
No finance, no romance. If you can’t at the very least match her current level of comfort, don’t do it. Don’t believe the tales of Cinderella. Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look, especially at his finances. Poverty doesn’t choose you, you choose poverty. The perfect partner adds meaning to your life and yet, she subtracts some cash from your wallet. I don’t make the rules.
Kidnapped. If you prank call your significant other about being kidnapped and they fall for it, they’re not the one for you. If she starts laughing instead, wife her up immediately. She’s a real one. Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself? Well, apparently that is called kidnapping. But you catch my drift?
Growth. If your partner outgrows you, be genuinely happy for them, because it means that they’ve learnt everything that they need to learn from connecting with you. Healthy endings and beginnings. At the end of the day, you shouldn’t be sad that the relationship has come to an end, be glad that it happened in the first place. Then go find somewhere quiet and cry your eyes out you little shit.
Finding the perfect partner is like searching for dinosaurs in the 21st century. There are only a few of them scattered around. Myself and three others. Nobody is truly yours, it’s just your turn. For a reason, or season, who knows how long for. But it’s your turn, so do your best to make them happy and keep it goin’. You know you’ve got a real one when they always want to know how your day went…
in detail, until it starts to piss you off
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
O amor está no ar ⚜️🎻♡
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Thank you 😊
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You’re welcome
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Well penned
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Thank you 😊
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Wonderful message for the young guns, marriage ceremony where two hearts are adjusting with each other to live a happy life.
Problem starts when one of the partner is not is religiously adjusting with the other.
One has to take care for another otherwise marriage becomes burden. Both have to take some constructive innovative ideas enjoy the life to the best possible limits.
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You penned this beautifully. Thank you 😊
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Tnq for good suggest able post
Thats help us
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You’re welcome
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Bon anniversare, PhiloSage, if it’s your 6th for real. You’ve done a great job making it difficult to know when it’s real or just banter.
Only hope she’s not reading knowing you wished you had stayed single.
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Haha, the beauty of this blog is that anything is possible
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True; blogging, story telling – fiction, non-fiction, etc. 😎
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Thank you 😊
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This was too schmweeet ugh
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Haha, thank you
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Nobody is truly yours, it’s just your turn. — I love the sense of ease that this phrase alone gives me. Wonderful writing, thank you.
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Thank you very much Liz ❤️
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I promise you….That kidnap line. These unknown gun men would have done a number on you.
A double date with bestie,lol. Wawuu….
Awesome write as always.
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lol please don’t make me laugh.
That’s how relationship problems start
Thank you 😊
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Lol….
Laugh while your teeth are still complete.
Na so e dey start…. You will be hearing, ooh don’t you see the way my friend’s babe look at her. You don’t look at me like that. et al.
You are welcome 😁
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Lol my teeth will always be complete
Exactly!
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Lol….
You say? I could punch one out in split seconds.
Well sha. They can be interesting tho😉
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Lmao oshey Anthony Joshua
For the lady yes!
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😂😂😂
Ore Anthony Joshua…go and beat anybody. I dey your back
What if the guy is your bestie?
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Haha, na Isreal is my guy. Need that UFC juice
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That guy is brutal. You chose good.
But putting him and Anthony in a ring, who will win?
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Different sports but I’m backing Isreal. Just make sure you avoid getting punched by Joshua 😅
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How will Israel do that? Anthony just gonna make sure he has the first punch. Which he will definitely do.
Israel loose!
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Isreal gets hit a lot. He’ll be fine
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He hasn’t been hit by Anthony yet…lol
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Lol it’s a weight mismatch
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Clearly, without an iota of doubt, Anthony Joshua is stronger.
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Isreal is quicker and smarter
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Are you saying fine boy Tony is dumb???? Aaaaahhh!
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He’s not the smartest
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Gottfried’s words…..myne you are right, maybe you are wrong. But he is ring-smart.
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Style bender for a reason
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Your guy should be scared then….
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Lol my guy is style bender
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My bad…. Anthony too is gooooood and better
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lol you win
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Lemao..I know this style.
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😅
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😂😂😂
Have a great week ahead🤗
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And you too 🙂
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Precious article like “pearls” 😁👏
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Haha, you enjoyed that bit
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