How To Deal With Nagging

~ Gottfried

Behind a nagging woman, there is a man not doing what he’s supposed to. My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while, you don’t notice it anymore. You see, there are only three things women need in life. Food, water, and compliments. Any woman that’s trying to get you to provide anything extra is greedy. Don’t indulge her. In truth, nagging is a repetition of unpalatable truths. I mean, I’ll admit you’re right but can you at least take a day off? Call it a nag-free holiday!

Appreciate her. I know she contributes a grand total of nothing to your life, but humor her sometimes. Matter of fact, humor her every time if you can manage it. It’s quite simple, women only nag when they feel unappreciated. So you go, honey, no one makes these omelettes like you. Like that’s a compliment. It’s literally omelettes. Women get mad when we suggest that they have too much makeup on their faces. Just because it’s called makeup, it doesn’t mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Set a reminder. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it. Nagging or argument is only healthy and needed if it aims to resolve issues not to prove to the other partner how wrong he/she is and how right you are. From arguments, there should be solutions, understanding, and peace. If your arguments always lead to fights, get enrolled in the UFC.

Foul play. I think the word nagging was coined by a man. Men throw the word nagging to get women to pipe down. To some, nagging means to stop asking them questions, then they get away with more. I don’t think, I’m positive it was definitely created by a man. Just say she’s nagging and you can dodge all accountability. Interestingly men nag too. But we do it intermittently, like we’re fasting. And women think it’s cute. Until it’s not.

Beautiful death. Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she’s already plotting your death. So at least you know there’s a way out if you get tired. Instead of nagging about your spouse, try bragging about your spouse. Build them up, don’t tear them down. Focus on what they’re doing right, instead of always pointing out what they’re doing wrong. If you can’t see anything they’re doing right, you’re most likely blind and need to get your eyes checked.

The two most deadly weapons in the world. Women’s nagging and women’s tears! Between both, humanity could be facing extinction. When women combine both, they can make a man act like a tortoise. Right back into his shell. When a woman cries, it’s not usually over one thing. It’s built up anger and emotions she has been holding in for too long. This is why my advice is that as she cries, you watch her face closely for clues. If the tears are high-pitched, it means she’s mad at you. If she’s sobbing quietly, you had nothing to do with it. She could be crying because of the weather.

Patience. It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, and four eyes to keep a pretty wife. The last thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world is round two with his woman. Which is why you should fight him before he leaves for work every morning without fail. To set the tone for the battles of the day. My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places anymore.

So I took her to the gas station

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540 thoughts on “How To Deal With Nagging”

  8. Hi good morning or better serene night… I note that in the end the whole world is “country” the dynamics of life are and faced with lightness, irony and common sense, make us stay, if not happy at least serene. Good life!

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      1. Let’s not exchange identities, the poet is you, you can make me laugh, but also cry about my miseries. You’re an artist. I am usually a park of compliments, but in Rome we say: when I want to (Quanno ce vò, ce vò).

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  10. Great thoughts but confusing A nag is a lousy old horse. When a woman nags she is saying everything but nay. So she not very like an old horse at all. In fact she can be beautiful while nagging which makes it harder to avoid It needs a nrew name
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    Laughter Is great medicine and has no side effects

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