How To Deal With Nagging

~ Gottfried

Behind a nagging woman, there is a man not doing what he’s supposed to. My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while, you don’t notice it anymore. You see, there are only three things women need in life. Food, water, and compliments. Any woman that’s trying to get you to provide anything extra is greedy. Don’t indulge her. In truth, nagging is a repetition of unpalatable truths. I mean, I’ll admit you’re right but can you at least take a day off? Call it a nag-free holiday!

Appreciate her. I know she contributes a grand total of nothing to your life, but humor her sometimes. Matter of fact, humor her every time if you can manage it. It’s quite simple, women only nag when they feel unappreciated. So you go, honey, no one makes these omelettes like you. Like that’s a compliment. It’s literally omelettes. Women get mad when we suggest that they have too much makeup on their faces. Just because it’s called makeup, it doesn’t mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Set a reminder. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it. Nagging or argument is only healthy and needed if it aims to resolve issues not to prove to the other partner how wrong he/she is and how right you are. From arguments, there should be solutions, understanding, and peace. If your arguments always lead to fights, get enrolled in the UFC.

Foul play. I think the word nagging was coined by a man. Men throw the word nagging to get women to pipe down. To some, nagging means to stop asking them questions, then they get away with more. I don’t think, I’m positive it was definitely created by a man. Just say she’s nagging and you can dodge all accountability. Interestingly men nag too. But we do it intermittently, like we’re fasting. And women think it’s cute. Until it’s not.

Beautiful death. Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she’s already plotting your death. So at least you know there’s a way out if you get tired. Instead of nagging about your spouse, try bragging about your spouse. Build them up, don’t tear them down. Focus on what they’re doing right, instead of always pointing out what they’re doing wrong. If you can’t see anything they’re doing right, you’re most likely blind and need to get your eyes checked.

The two most deadly weapons in the world. Women’s nagging and women’s tears! Between both, humanity could be facing extinction. When women combine both, they can make a man act like a tortoise. Right back into his shell. When a woman cries, it’s not usually over one thing. It’s built up anger and emotions she has been holding in for too long. This is why my advice is that as she cries, you watch her face closely for clues. If the tears are high-pitched, it means she’s mad at you. If she’s sobbing quietly, you had nothing to do with it. She could be crying because of the weather.

Patience. It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, and four eyes to keep a pretty wife. The last thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world is round two with his woman. Which is why you should fight him before he leaves for work every morning without fail. To set the tone for the battles of the day. My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places anymore.

So I took her to the gas station

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540 thoughts on “How To Deal With Nagging”

  1. You haven’t seen some low pitched tears with full anger or hurt. Those types are extremely dangerous. You can be dosed in gasoline calmly with tears and calm sobs. Anytime tears comes, destruction physical or emotional or mental) is about to occur.

    How is a gas station expensive where bank is just around the corner? You might just be on your journey to being Mr and Mrs Smith only that y’all would be criminals.

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    1. lol, thank you for opening our eyes to one of the many ways a man’s life can be cut short. Thank you for your service 😅

      Haha, I’m starting to think we didn’t watch the same movie.

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      1. From what I know, a man do a perfect job doing that )one of your post- I think it is why women love longer). What is dead already can’t be killed….

        It’s a revised version. You should see it…

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  2. Hahaha!! I just loved your post… it was just what the doctor ordered, after coming up with a fever of a nagging mother in my life. After losing my job due to the pandemic and other unfortunate events, I’ve been having to hear “get a job” every single day via text, phone call or whenever I visit her. This is so annoying and frustrating to me, because all I do every day is job hunting and developing myself in whichever way I can find until my next job.

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          5. Pavlov’s dog, the scientific environment knows it and does not report it for conspiracy reasons, he died with a full belly. Okay, epileptic, but happy and full. 😛

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          15. So you’ve decided: sugar will be your killer, not a tile on your head, a restrained scream, a pair of trousers from 5 years ago, the hail on your skin, the asteroid, the aliens! (the progression required me to get to the aliens.) 😮

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          17. it is useless, you are a sweet man … full of sweetness … after writing bitterness about half of the world population you have a regurgitation of goodness, sweetness take and sweetness … but where you put it, leave a little sweetness too to us! 😛

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  4. You could brag n manage her at least if you could take her to the nil balanced bank, since you took her to the gas station I can only imagine her silence and your try to balance your eye contact with her. So I will not have to plan for any kidnapping 😉

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  7. “If she’s sobbing quietly, you had nothing to do with it. She could be crying because of the weather.”
    Just imagine. 😂😂😂😂
    I really enjoyed this article, thanks for sharing. 😂❤

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  8. This is the kind of humor in wisdom I needed for the day. Thanks for sharing.

    You were a bit unfair to her though. Why take her to a gas station when she told you of how you don’t take her to expensive places anymore? How expensive is the gas station if you are to fill her car up with fuel which she isn’t going to use on herself? How about that ATM machine around the corner? Her eyes could be glued to it knowing you are going to withdraw money and hand it to her to get herself all the treats she deserves for not nagging you while on the way to the gas station.

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