What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Here’s a tip for you. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.
A Court case. A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. When all fails, there is always delusion. This Cop pulled me over and said papers. So I said scissors, I win and drove off. Why am I getting cuffed and thrown into the back of a police van for being a winner?
Rename yourself. Nothing spells out your desire to win than getting a name change. Let people do what they need to do to make them happy, mind your own business and do what you need to do to make you happy. Live your name. Winner or loser.
At life. Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I’m winning. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He’s out there now…trying to win a trip back!
At Dieting. Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose. I’d be in great shape if I wasn’t so damn lazy. If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Drink up. Wine is win with an ‘e’ on the end. If you drink water too, who knows you might win your face back from all that acne. Yup, increasing water intake has a positive effect on skin appearance. Astonishing.
Spirit. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. I think funny and talent will always win. I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you’ll get over all that. In the end, it’s just a rat race. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win…
You’re still a rat
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
That was a great post and the police do have some point in taking you there 😂😂
If I am not wrong, the laziness award was also mentioned in one of your previous old posts!
Haha, they have no business bringing in me. I’m innocent 😂
I win the award every year now 😂😂
Haha yes you are always in every post, because you put others at fault in your posts 😂😂
Ohh, nice point to escape that one 😅😅
😂😂😂
There’s no catching a con artist 😅
Hahaha okay I take my words back 😂😂😂
Too late soldier 😂
Then you are being caught captain! 😅
And that’s where the C4 comes in 😅
Haha 😅😅😂😂
Kabooom 😂
💥💥💥💥😂😂😂
Bodies flying everywhere 😅
Airplanes flying above in the skies!! 🛩️✈️
WW3
For water maybe
Maybe maybe not
Yes, but most probably
lol proxy words
Very very funny. Love it. 🙂
Thank you 😊
Very motivational 😂
I’m glad you’re motivated 😂
Go forth and be great 😌
Hail gottfried 😜
I’m on course to be immortalized at this rate 😅
Oh jesus !! Are you the new messiah 🙏🏻
I don’t recognize that there ever was one before me 😅
Lol, i am not part of this convo anymore 😜
😂😂😂😂 coward
You are so off the wall…
Not a rat at all …
I doubt you drink plain water at all – – –
Yours must have laughing gas in it!
Haha, I thought you were going to rhyme all the way to end 😂
I’m your regular Spider-Man, off walls and skyscrapers😅
I thought I was, too…
Hah! Fooled both me and you.
Fairs 😂
E for effort
Brilliant as always! Love your sarcasm.
Glad you enjoyed it 😅
If you think you can win, you can. And if you think you can’t win, you’re right.
And if you think you are right?
Then you are wrong 😂
lol you haven’t thought this through
I am losing with grace.
Haha, without grace you face disgrace
That’s trade off😁
😂 you’re in a mood
It’s Monday and how couldn’t I be?😂
The best way to start your day 😅
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😅
Had fun reading this😂
Glad you enjoyed it 😂
Have a lovely week ❤️
I’m trying to win in the race to work this morning and I’m losing 🤒
Disgraceful to say the least 😅
Win or win that’s the goal
No other options really
“If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me”
I would do the same too 😂😂💔
I love this article 😌
Thanks for sharing
Haha, twins! 😂😂
Glad you enjoyed it