What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Here’s a tip for you. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.
A Court case. A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. When all fails, there is always delusion. This Cop pulled me over and said papers. So I said scissors, I win and drove off. Why am I getting cuffed and thrown into the back of a police van for being a winner?
Rename yourself. Nothing spells out your desire to win than getting a name change. Let people do what they need to do to make them happy, mind your own business and do what you need to do to make you happy. Live your name. Winner or loser.
At life. Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I’m winning. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He’s out there now…trying to win a trip back!
At Dieting. Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose. I’d be in great shape if I wasn’t so damn lazy. If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Drink up. Wine is win with an ‘e’ on the end. If you drink water too, who knows you might win your face back from all that acne. Yup, increasing water intake has a positive effect on skin appearance. Astonishing.
Spirit. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. I think funny and talent will always win. I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you’ll get over all that. In the end, it’s just a rat race. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win…
You’re still a rat
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Lol, it’s not important to win but to make the other guy lose. Really?
That’s what it’s about 😂😂
This one u mentioned boko haram in your write up, is like u want to spend ur Christmas holidays in sambissa 🤭🤭
😂😂😂 Small play
😭😂😂😂 “Lawyers will even say the truth” never have I ever read your post and didn’t laugh. WHATTT😭💀 my field, my profession and it’s annoying that we’re tagged with “lawyers are liars”… sorry I only picked out that part to comment about but as usual, your post is hilarious!
Haha, you’re all liars. This is common knowledge 😂
I beg to differ 😂😂
You can only beg 😅
No difference here
Haha…. Nice post as always 😂 The dieting part though I am grateful for my amazing genes, I eat anything I want and don’t workout at all but I don’t gain weight 😅
Congratulations there’s only three of your kind left 😂
Thank you 🤣 But theres other price to pay for it, nothong comes for free 😂🤣🤣
lol, I hear there’s a man dishing out free slaps down the road 😅
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Banter!😀
Nice one 👍
Thank you chief 😅
That epic ending 😆 you re all rats. Nice read.
Haha, you’re a rat too yunno 😂
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Yup that sums me up nicely
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Haha, twins 😂
Hahahaha, Banter this was awesome. Can’t stop laughing. Keep it up.😃😃
Thank you Anita 😅
I’ll try 😂
The guy arguing with his wife should have known better. I thought you had a win over the police officer. My question is how did you let him catch when you had a head start? That wasn’t a win.
So my car can’t switch gears fast enough and these cop cars are literal machines 😅
Your posts are literally amazing 😂
Also now I know why people correct my grammar.
Haha, you just need to stop arguing sweetheart 😅
I know it’s hard if you enjoy it and are passionate about it