What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Here’s a tip for you. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.
A Court case. A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. When all fails, there is always delusion. This Cop pulled me over and said papers. So I said scissors, I win and drove off. Why am I getting cuffed and thrown into the back of a police van for being a winner?
Rename yourself. Nothing spells out your desire to win than getting a name change. Let people do what they need to do to make them happy, mind your own business and do what you need to do to make you happy. Live your name. Winner or loser.
At life. Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I’m winning. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He’s out there now…trying to win a trip back!
At Dieting. Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose. I’d be in great shape if I wasn’t so damn lazy. If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Drink up. Wine is win with an ‘e’ on the end. If you drink water too, who knows you might win your face back from all that acne. Yup, increasing water intake has a positive effect on skin appearance. Astonishing.
Spirit. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. I think funny and talent will always win. I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you’ll get over all that. In the end, it’s just a rat race. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win…
You’re still a rat
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Alright thank you so much 💞
Cheers 🍻
🍻🍻greater you friend
You too!
Amen..thank you
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Awesome.thanks
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lol bye bye
Lol, so who won this reply contest?
Like the story goes.funny and talent will always win..they go hand in hand
Uhuh
do you want to say something?now tell ne I’m I right?😀
You’re right
wow . .I’m dancing right away…
Haha sweet
Yes.thanks
You’re welcome
so Gottfried.
How are you doing? Hope you are having fun where you are?
I’m doing my best
Great..God is your strength
Thank you 😁
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In order to win, you have to step up and be a man:
https://catxman.wordpress.com/2021/08/16/be-a-man-stranger/
Or so the sophists say. 😉 Nothing could be farther from the truth, retort the deeper-thinking philosophers among us.
I say there is balance between both sides if you want to achieve your true goals …
Great plugging skills my friend. No one does it quite like you do 😂
Correct their grammar. 😂
Silence works fine for me. It can be a great tactic too.😄😉
Haha, yeah if you’re trying to get killed it works 😂
Always winning😇if you win in mind, you have already won🤭♥️
You’re not far from the truth
Yaasss😅
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Laughing through every paragraph 😅😅😅😅 you nailed it bro.
Loveeet 😉
Thank you my g 😊
Lol
Rat race indeed.
Good write-up.👍
Thank you my g
Much too funny Gottfried! Now I finally understand why I should never carry scissors in my car.
Haha, you really shouldn’t 😅
Good post and to be awarded for laziness is one of good idea.
Haha, it’s the best kind of award 😅
haha….nicely written
Thank you 😊
Attacking the floor is an intelligent move 😂😂😂
Haha, trust it is 😂