Comfortable

September 27, 2021October 10, 2021 ~ Gottfried

You can never come too close for comfort. Once you’re comfortable with the way you dress, you express yourself a lot more, and you’re able to have a lot more fun. When it comes to wearing clothes, I spent so much of my life optimizing for comfort over style. You can imagine my surprise discovering the outcome is that I dress like a lesbian. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. I approve myself.

Misery loves company. Be willing to be uncomfortable. You have to be comfortable being uncomfortable. It may get tough, but it’s a small price to pay for living a dream. The more you seek the uncomfortable, the more you will become comfortable. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. A couple wore deer costumes and went frolicking in the forests. Unfortunately, they ‘accidentally’ got shot by a hunter. It’s me, I’m the hunter.

Skin. When you are comfortable in your own skin, not everyone will like you, but you won’t care about it one bit! If you’re comfortable with yourself, then you’ll look beautiful. If you’re not feeling comfortable with yourself, then that kind of shows. You start to look like Shrek on a random Tuesday afternoon. Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise, it is not luxury. I mean if anyone is comfortable being famous, they’re a psychopath. Tells you everything about me.

Attention. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. The kid suddenly wants to be carried, fed, bathed and sang to. My mission is to kill time, and time’s to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers. There are 30,000 days in your life. When I was 24, I realized I was almost 9,000 days down. In life, there are no warm-ups, no practice rounds, and no reset buttons. Your biggest risk isn’t failing, it’s getting too comfortable.

Smile. Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you. I know looks aren’t everything but you should have them just in case. I always ask myself, would I want someone to do something that wasn’t comfortable for them just to please me? The answer is no. Do not jump through hoops for me, you’re not making my life easier. Don’t buy me expensive birthday gifts either. What am I supposed to do on your birthday? Rob a bank?

Love. When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable. If you can’t leave your partner with your friends for five minutes for fear of what they would say about you, I’m afraid you’re single. Why can’t love be comfortable? Why is it that anytime someone is describing love it involves a lot of blood, sweat and tears? Why do people have to prove their love to you? How are you making decisions on whether to love a person based on what they have done or could do for you? Isn’t that selfish reasoning? Yes, I’m talking to the women.

Naked. I think the highest form of comfort is walking naked around your house. Doesn’t help if you have nosey neighbours though. Imagine getting the cops called on you for being naked in your own apartment? Women enjoy being naked. They don’t mind being naked in front of their friends. Men on the other hand, are a lot less inclined to embrace that idea. Get naked in front of your guy friends and start prancing around. It wouldn’t be a surprise if they lynch you. You basically asked for it.

Too close for comfort