Life is a party, you join in after it’s started and leave before it’s finished. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”
A little party never killed anybody. You might go to hell in the end, but at least you’ll have great stories to tell. If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you. Life is a party, you should dress for it. When you’re the most happening person at the party, it’s time to leave.
Trust me, you can dance. No one looks back on their life and remembers the night they got plenty of sleep. At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn’t attend. If you’re spending your entire early 20s chasing the next party, what are you running away from? Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. So there’s that.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. That’s why this generation is the least racist generation ever. You see it all the time. Go to any club or park. People are intermingling, hanging out, having fun, enjoying the same music.
It’s easy to impress me. I don’t need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I’m happy. I’m satisfied. I’m content. Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. Those kind of parties are designed to spill tea.
Life is what you celebrate. All of it. If you don’t drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 am? I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted. We are the people our parents warned us about. I like to party, and by party I mean take naps. Don’t wake me up…
I’ll bite you
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He’s the puppet master
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It’s easy to impress me. Just make me laugh.
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Haha, that’s like the most difficult thing in the world
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I laughed the whole way through this. Thanks for brightening my Friday morning! I love the idea of reaching the end of life, battered, torn and well worn out 😜
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Haha, glad you enjoyed it.
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Stop striving to be perfect, it is a futile and useless quest, simply love and accept yourself as you are and happiness will be yours.
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You’ve summarised this article quite well 😁
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Thank you🙂
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You’re welcome!
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Uh oh, shouldn’t have read this post on a Friday! TGIF.
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haha, it’s the best day to read it actually!
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I’m sure hell is full of people with fabulous stories! Guess I’ll find out when I get there… I absolutely agree, life is for living!
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It’s a lovely time indeed Anna. We should never forget that
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“When you’re the most happening person at the party, it’s time to leave.” I am! 😂🫣
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Haha, good on you 😂
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Actually, I’m gonna run away! 😂
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Haha, sounds like a plan
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Babe wake up, gottfried posted 😁
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Hahaha, you’re liking me
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When live gives you lemon…
What a better way to look at it. Interesting!
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I know right 😂
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That was very enjoyable, thank you! Life is a party and i will have stories to tell that i have been reading Gottfried posts 🙂
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Haha, thank you very much Maha. 😅
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