Smooth Talk

~ Gottfried

A smooth talker has learned to increase their options in dialogue, without understanding what they are talking about. Each level of this perk will increase your IN by one, for purposes of dialogue only. People talk too much. Humans aren’t descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy because the wrong guy usually says all the right things. When two people meet who are attracted to each other, like we are, it always starts as a game. I make a move, you make a move, and if the moves are correct, we both win.

Pay more attention to what someone is doing than what they are saying. Talk might thrill but actions reveal. I don’t like to share my problems and because of that, I get a lot of stick from friends and loved ones. It’s a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.

He is a smooth talker. Victims always said they were spoken to by a clear, intelligent-sounding adult male who came across as educated. I know a guy who could talk a policeman into committing armed robbery. And if the policeman ever got caught, he’d be convinced it was all his own idea.

Women say they want a man who knows what a woman’s worth. That’s a pimp. Here’s some advice for the ladies; never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start. Because if someone likes you, they should be a little nervous around you.

A smooth-talker is always selling you something. Once you discover what it is, you’ve disarmed them. There’s nothing more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. A smooth talker can get away with lies until she uses the same line on someone she thinks doesn’t know.

If someone makes you happy, make them happier. Paying attention to people when they speak makes them happy. I’m a good listener. A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. If people were only allowed to speak on what they understood…

earth would be a very quiet place

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166 thoughts on “Smooth Talk”

  5. This is so true:

    Humans aren’t descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

    You should hear my Moms parrot. My stepdad used to scream and holler at my mom. He died recently but he’s talking through the parrot.

    “God Damn it Marlene”
    Laughs and screams her name over and over.
    She must have said “see you later a lot” cuz he says that too!

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  7. A real smooth talker 🤣.
    Seriously speaking, you have expressed the feelings of many gentlemen who don’t understand how some people can go on with their philandering inspite of their real and not so noble intentions.

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    1. Haha, I try 😅

      It’s sad to watch them being lied to from the sidelines. It’s worse when you try to point out that they’ve been scammed and they turn around to brand you an enemy of progress

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  10. I like your theory about humans being descendants of parrots. It makes sense. That’s why some people can never keep their mouth closed.

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