A politician needs to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected. Every single election it feels like the general public selects the dumbest to lead. These politicians are people who when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Stupidity is not a competition unless you’re a politician. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. I know a politician that literally needs a diaper change every now and then. In Mexico, an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but it doesn’t work very well.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. It is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. Put the politicians on a minimum wage and watch how fast things change. If we lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to us, it’s politics. Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper likes you.
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. With politicians, hope for the best, expect the worst and take what comes. Don’t vote…
it only encourages them
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These politicians are people who when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel…. deep
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They have weaponized poverty and insecurity
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Your insight into politics and polititians is amazing, Gottfried, but I wonder why we the cabdrivers don’t succeed in changing things! Many thanks for this gret post:)
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haha, we should make an effort to only elect cab drivers. No one knows the grassroots more than them.
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:):)
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😅
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We’re already gearing up for their usual lies, I heard they call it manifesto; where they promise the citizens impossible things. Funny thing is that people actually believe them 😎😎
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They usually give it to the guy with the most outlandish proposal 😂
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Lolz, let’s keep our fingers crossed, hopefully the right guy comes onboard this time around.
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I don’t think anyone remotely right is coming aboard
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To believe and follow seems to me to be easier than to speak out against lies!:):)
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Oh yeah. Especially if you’re afraid they’ll come for you for speaking the truth. Society truly has decayed.
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Absolutely:)
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😅
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I shared this. 😍
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Aww, thank you aplenty
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I love the post. You are always on point man. I take your word seriously more than our presidential candidates. They are all jokers.
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haha, that’s a really tall order Chris, I will do my best to dissapoint you from time to time.
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I hope we all Learn
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We never learn 😁
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Sometimes politicians are forced to lie in order to cover up for previous lies they might have even regretted.
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And they keep lying. They never stop 😆
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It does end up being a vicious cycle, unfortunately.
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It’s how it is. It’s how America got Biden
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Through lies? Possibly! You should write an article about how to distinguish lies from truth.
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This is a genius idea. Thanks.
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I have gotten my PVC, I don’t want a joker to rule. Let’s all do the same🙏.
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haha, wise words from a wise man!
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Hilariously true 😂
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Glad you agree 😅
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Sadly, all true!
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Yeah it’s sad to see. But it’s our fault too
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We need to stop the tunnel suppliers…🤔
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But how? They’re making a lot of money 💰
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