A politician needs to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected. Every single election it feels like the general public selects the dumbest to lead. These politicians are people who when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Stupidity is not a competition unless you’re a politician. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. I know a politician that literally needs a diaper change every now and then. In Mexico, an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but it doesn’t work very well.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. It is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. Put the politicians on a minimum wage and watch how fast things change. If we lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to us, it’s politics. Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper likes you.
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. With politicians, hope for the best, expect the worst and take what comes. Don’t vote…
it only encourages them
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It seems to me you know a lot about strippers and politicians. Although, you forgot to mention they are both out to take as much money from you as possible. They have legalized thieft.
Haha, they work together to strip us of all our wealth and they never deliver on their promises.
Exactly. I wonder if they attend the same universities. They have to learn the art of deception somewhere.maybe Harvard has a stripper program along side the political science department.
It’s the people. It means a large portion of the population exhibits these traits. Finding politicians with good intentions is like searching for a unicorn.
I prefer strippers to politicians. At least with a stripper, you get to see something at least somewhat attractive for your money. Not so with a politician.
You make a veery valid point.
I do, don’t I 🤔
Of course you would 😂
You’re welcome
This is so funny and also true hahaha
It’s the truth in it that makes it funny!
It is indeed! ✨ Will you run as a politician, dear friend haha
If one day I finally sell my soul to the devil then yes
HAHAHAHA 🤣 But you can make some political jokes and be elected.
Oh yeah, then what happens after the election?
Hahaha I guess run 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ and not make wrong remedies 🤣🤣
Haha. Ikr 😅
This is true but we have to change the narratives Nd make our country a better place to stay
We hope for a better place. But it’s the hope that kills
Hilarious!!!
I know right 😅
This made me laugh and cry. ❤️
If you don’t laugh, you cry 😂
So true that those who can actually run the country never get the opportunity for it…..
The story of democracy
True
Yes please
It’s unfortunate really 😅
Heyy stupidity begins as a competition once you are born as a human 😩
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We start off stupid, seeking knowledge and then return to stupid in old age.
Wisdom from an old man 👴….jk 😆😅
Well said XD
haha, I won’t accept that
You sure 👀
I’m positive
If you say so…
I do say so
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Nice
Thank you!
I can’t stand dirty diapers, my husband generally deals with them, same goes for the politicians. I “likey” very much the analogy. You funny guy you. 🙂
haha, glad you love it 😅