Fugazi

Fugazi, fugazi. It’s a wazy. It’s a woozie. It’s fairy dust. Not real, just like your love life. Rudeness is a weak person’s imitation of strength. If you’re out on a date and she’s rude to the waiter, there’s your answer champ. It could be you soon.

It would be much easier if people were like money, you just hold them up to the light and see which are fugazi. It doesn’t hurt me on a personal level, but it hurts me on a larger level of like, why are people so stupid? Why can’t you see you’re being played? The evidence is right there.

The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now. “You don’t lose if you get knocked down; you lose if you stay down” Dude, I just got both my teeth knocked out, I’m staying down so I get an opportunity to raise my daughter. These flowery words don’t move me.

An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil to come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walking by. I never imagine myself as anything. I’ve never had a goal or any future vision at all. I just do what’s in front of me. Is that too real for you?

My life may be a joke but it’s not as funny as your face. Some people aren’t really what they “post” to be. They go on one vacation, take hundreds of photos and post them every day for the next three months to deceive you into thinking their life is a movie. Yes, it is. A horror movie.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Everybody isn’t your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh doesn’t mean they are your friend. People pretend well. Real situations expose fake people at the end of the day, so pay attention. In a famine, your best friend will cook you for dinner.

I don’t care about anyone liking me. You lot barely like yourselves. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. So don’t get tangled up trying to be free. When you close your eyes and give in to the cold hands of death, you’d realize that living isn’t even real.

Dying is