I am not my Hair

~ Gottfried

My mother didn’t like my new Mohawk, so we got into a very heated argument about it. It was a quite hairy situation. Life is too short to have boring hair. Great hair is not by chance. It is by appointment. You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

Your hair is 90% of your selfie. The hack is to get a female barber. In case you’re wondering, a female barber is a woman who has the ability to perform miracles with scissors and a good hair clipper. Not to be confused with a side piece. You know you’ve made it in life when you can dye your hair blue.

Good hair makes me feel like I can rule the world. Hair because personality is not usually the first thing you notice. You can trust your barber with things you can’t tell your wife. There is a big difference between a barber and someone that cuts your hair. Hair doesn’t make a woman but good hair certainly helps.

Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be. I hope your day is as nice as your hair. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. I have a new hairstyle. It’s called “I tried”. How am I supposed to control my life when I can’t even control my hair? I think it’s very liberating to cut your hair.

They are not gray hairs! They are all natural non-chemical highlights. Gray is a blessing, ask any bald man. Don’t mess with a hairstylist. They literally get paid to cut people. If you think they’d have any second thoughts about slitting your throat then you’re setting yourself up for a meeting with hangman.

Life is too short to have bad hair. Therapy is too expensive, get a haircut instead. Be your own kind of beauty. Do not waste your time in attempting to imitate someone else’s existence or image. Be who you wish to be. Become your own inspiration. Your own hero.

Show up to work in your hero’s costume complete with the wig.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

64 thoughts on “I am not my Hair”

  6. Hair Today
    Gone Tomorrow

    Oh Dear Lord Always

    Been Known For Hairy

    Yet True of Course i Started

    Gaining A Crown at 18 Years-Old

    And Still Have

    That Moon

    Shine Up Top

    As Hehe Not Everyone

    Sees What Happens When
    The Full Moon Comes With SMiLes

    Mr. Gottfried Oh Canines Rule The NiGHT

    iN An Everlasting Dance And Song Free iN HowL..:)

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      1. Hehe “BacK iN The Day” Fortunately i Was Too Tall For Most

        Young Women to See The ‘Crown’ On the Top of my Head Yes

        Mr. Gottfried True There Was Another Benefit of Hair Migrating

        to the Chest in the 70’s of ‘Magnum PI’ And ‘James Garner’ When

        Hairy Chests Were
        Still in Vogue Then

        Among The ‘Fairer

        Folks’ Among Us of Course
        True i Was ‘Objectified’ ThiS Way

        By Young Women As i Allowed The
        ‘Cleavage’ of my Chest Hair to Escape

        Below my Collared Shirts Still With A Vivid

        Memory of Perhaps the Most Innocent of Young Pacific

        Islander Women Looking into my Shirt Opening And Saying

        “Oh God That

        Looks So Good”

        Gentlemen As Always

        i Made no Comments on

        Her Womanly ‘Goods’ True

        CuLTuRE iS Fascinating in How

        it Changes As Now For Most Part

        Hairy Dudes Are Viewed As Gross By

        Young Women Insisting Shave it All Off

        Become More Bare Like Us Not me Hehe

        Keeps
        me Warmer
        in Colder Temperatures

        “Mr Furry Pants” Hasn’t Worn
        Any More Than Shorts Since the
        Winter of 2013 As Literally ReTiRinG

        Made me
        Warmer
        From Head
        To Toe Particularly

        Soul Cheers to Hairy Times

        At the Cost of Crowns
        Bare Above Hehe…

        i Am The ‘Eggman’

        i Am The ‘Walrus’
        Etc..

        Etc…
        ETc.. HAha…

        Thank God Going to
        Get my Hair Cut Again
        Tomorrow to Remove the
        Migrated Forests of mY EarS Hehe..:)

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          1. SMiLes Mr. Gottfried Being Objectified
            Reminds me April Fred’s Day is Coming
            Soon on Saturday Well After Spending

            A Stint in Grade School As the ‘Butt’ of Many Jokes

            i Can’t Complain too Much When the Young Woman
            At the Beach Bars in my 20’s Suggested i Had the

            Best Male
            Butt She

            Ever Saw
            With Two
            Handfuls AS Such…

            During my Style of
            Dance in Those Days
            A Bit More Stiff Than Now For Sure Hehe

            Anyway There Are Many More Examples
            of Objectification That Are Not Suitable For
            Workplaces or Blogs i Guess It’s True It’s

            Nice to Get
            Compliments
            in the Poetry World
            Too That Are More of
            The Divine Feminine Type With Wings

            Instead of Lower Blows AS Such HAha…

            True Life Will Get Mighty Hairy If We Do

            Not Keep

            Our Heads
            Above Water…

            Other than That
            The Record at Hand
            Seems to Spell A Rather
            Long Shelf Life AS Such too hehe..:)

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        2. Ah Yes Not Much
          Different Than
          A Buddha Under

          A Tree Or A

          Lao Tzu

          With Tao
          And Effortless
          Ease of Wu Wei Now

          Every Breath As the Story
          Of That Dude Who Rode an

          Old Mule into Town on A Sabbath

          Or Whatever Healing A Way of Change

          That It’s Not Power and Status and Bucks

          It’s More Like Naked Enough Whole Complete

          to Yes Give Share Care
          Heal Now Newly

          For Real With
          Most Respect
          Least Harm For All
          iNHaLinG Peace EXHaLinG
          LoVE For All iNDeeD iN joY oF LiGHT For Real…

          Anyway We’ve Been Cutting Palms This Week
          Mr. Gottfried to Encourage New Growth With

          Every Breath

          Reborn
          into a
          Brand New
          Creation At Every
          INHaLE of Peace
          EXHaLE oF LoVE ReaL For All..:)

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