Dealing with a Headache

~ Gottfried

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. My wife doesn’t think I’m doing it right. You should only become a philanthropist if you’re passionate about it. Otherwise it will become a headache. When the prosthetic legs I ordered are taking too long to deliver.

I like to think that headaches are just two memories fighting each other. The time I shat myself in nursery school because I took too long unbuckling my trousers vs the time I woke in the middle of the night and attempted to polish off 12 heads of banana. The shat myself memory is currently leading the head to head. Only way to win is to make an outright more terrifying memory.

If you are typing a status update that says you have a migraine, then you clearly don’t know what a migraine is. Fun fact, you can get headaches from your hair being up too much. Especially if it’s really tight. Let your hair down Cinderella, you might be surprised at the results. A headache is just a thought running through your brain wearing stilettos.

The joyful experience of an ice pick in the eyeball during a hellish hangover. Just without the fun of getting drunk. Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live. Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

Stop thinking. I thought so hard I got a headache. One of my favorite games to play; “Is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawals, improper nutrition, a ponytail (I’m bald), stress, lack of proper sleep, not wearing my glasses, the dishes in the sink, that comeback I forgot to say during a heated argument or a brain tumor?”

My wife gives good headache. Headache so good I would love to remove my head. Your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there. Don’t worry about getting older, you still get to do stupid things, only slower. The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

The sleep afterwards though >>>>>

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60 thoughts on “Dealing with a Headache”

  6. Ah Yes Mr Gottfried
    Celebrating my Wife’s
    Birthday on Easter Sunday

    She Still Refers to A Unique

    Condition Specific to Being

    On the Other End of Life

    Day By Day

    Night By Night

    DarK iN LiGHT

    So oN And So Forth Real

    Yes The Condition of Fredache

    All Encompassing She STiLL Suggests

    After A “Fred Talk” in Song of Poetry
    Or A Free Dance In FLoW As Well

    Yet i Remind Her The Mouse

    And The Lion May Sound

    Different Yet Both

    Are Integral Really

    No Less Or More Just
    One Wheel Squeaky And The Other Roar…:)

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  7. Husband: Your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there.
    Wife: I only care about headache, the more the better. What happens to you then is none of my business.

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    I will now buy a new shoe everytime i have a headache..new shoe should keep the thought from running….😄

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