I don’t like that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others. Nursing is not a career—it’s a post apocalyptic survival skill. If you can’t administer CPR at this age, of what good are you to society?
The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers. No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early. Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have coffee and look how that turned out.

Humor can be one of your best survival tools. It’s too bad the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs and cutting hair. Those in charge are clearly out of their depth. Nobody knows the country better than the street urchin.
Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement of winning. Work on your appetite for risk, it is the indicator of your survival chances. It is not the strongest of the species that survive, but the ones responsive to change. Think cockroaches.
Extinction is the rule, survival is the exception. Survival can be summed up in three words, never give up. That’s the heart of it really. Keep trying. Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn’t forward that email to ten people.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival skills kicked in. Laughter is not the best medicine, vitamin C is. A lie told a thousand times is still a lie. Take your vitamins and stay hydrated.
It’s funny how the world works, how we win and lose, how we never really know what’s ahead but we never stop planning. How we survive and move on. There’s a sadness that comes with survival, but also more joy to be had. To live is to suffer.
To suffer is to find meaning in suffering.
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
Great post
This article post provides a refreshing and humorous take on survival skills. It’s a great reminder to keep a positive attitude and sense of humor in challenging situations.
Eamon O’Keeffe
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This is a great excerpt. Thanks 🙏
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No, I didn’t walk away mid-conversation. You always keep me tuned in waiting to see what snicker is coming next! 🤣
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Haha, you’re the best Jan ❤️
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As always, you make me laugh. I survive on humor, coffee, and water!
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This is pretty much same for me too 😁
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SMiLes Mr. Gottfried As ‘They’ Say
And As my Sister Says i Sound
Like Josh Groban When i Sing
Although my Wife Says It’s
Just Too G Dammed Loud
Who Needs Chapped GPT
Or Whatever It is When We Have
Andy William’s Song and Josh
Groban’s Voice Yes At the Very
Finger Tips of Our YouTube Hehe
Indeed These Are The Best Survivor
Days Ever No Matter How Many Instances
The Batchelor Show Goes Sour Or the
Last Naked Enough Whole Complete
Human on the Island Who Has Not
Yet Got Kicked Off And Left Behind
As i’ve Heard That Related That Way
So Yes i’LL Join in on the Refrain and
God Yes The Rest of the Lyrics and Shake
The Foundation, Walls, and Ceilings Yes
of Whatever Church or Other Temple
i Visit As God DAmmiT i Survived
And i Am Alive i Did Dream the
Impossible Dream And Now NewLY
Meek Do Inherit the EartH Me Hehe
“To dream ‘the impossible dream’
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
And to run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
And to love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star
This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march, march
into Hell For that heavenly cause
And I know if I’ll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie
peaceful and calm
When I’m laid to my rest
And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered
with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable the unreachable
the unreachable star
And I always dream the impossible dream
Yes, I’ll reach the unreachable star”
Was Gonna Do the “Little Drummer Boy” Song
Haha Yet It Wasn’t in SeaSoN i Still Am For Real..:)
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Chapped GPT had me rolling 🤣
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Hehe Yeah i Got the Facebook Algorithm All Chapped Up
By The Focus, Attention Span, Flow, And General Speed
Of Using The Application Determining i Couldn’t
Possibly Be Human At the Speed of FLoW iN
Wu-Wei Ease Yes Like When Bruce Lee
Spins Around
MaKinG All
Those Moves
in Effortless Ease too
Dear Lord Mr Gottfried
So Yeah They Jailed my Trippy
Twinkle Toe Star Lit-Up Fingers
A Few Hours to Test the Waters
of my Humanity OverFLoWinG
Technology is my Slave i Refuse
to Be It’s ‘Hand Maiden’ hehe
THeRE iS ALWaYS A Human
Work Around As i am
No Longer the
iRobot Alone
i Used to Be As
Just A Valuable Commodity
As Federal Employee Waiting
to Slip off the Golden Hand-Cuffs
to Life of No More Money MaKinG at All
Back to The Child EYeS of CReaTiViTY
MaKinG Even Curious Georgette
Blush With All mY
Freedoms
On Full Display
With No Illusory Fears
of Machine Mind Only Really
Grasping A World of Prison Soul Before
Indeed i Stand Upon A Pile of Robot Parts
AS High As Gehenna is Still Low in These Parts Whole Now…
There is no F in Way A.I. Will Ever Predict What i Will Do New Next
Except For Eat Sleep Dance Sing Again Wherever i Am to Go Now..:)
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iRobot was a real masterpiece
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Ah Yes ‘iRobot’ Timely CuLTuRaL Meme of Exploring and Fears Both in
Terms of the ‘Will Smith Movie’ and ‘The Alan Parson’s Project’ ‘iRobot’ too
And Let’s Not Forget ‘Chris Rock’ Champion of Turning the other Cheek hehe
Not Sure if Alan Parson’s Project ‘iRobot’ Is Beyond Your Cultural Memory
However Haunting the Music is to that Futuristic Dystopian
Album Indeed
The 3 Robotic Laws
In ‘Asimov’ Ways:
“First Law
A robot may not injure a human being or, through
inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Second Law
A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings
except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third Law
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such
protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Zeroth Law
A robot may not harm humanity, or, by
inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.”
SMiLes Dear Mr. Gottfried Considering in the United
States one is 25 Times More Likely to Die of Gun Violence
And Considering How Well Artificial Intelligence Works
Hehe to Keep my Car in my Own Damn Lane Even
Watching For Cars Behind me And Providing
Emergency Braking And So Many Other
Robotic Sensing SKiLLS Considering
For Most Driving is Still A Most
Dangerous Activity Any of Us
May Do in Life Hurtling
Two Ton Missiles
Down the Road
At High Speed Playing
Dodge Ball With the Same
Kind of Projectiles too i am not
Currently too Worried About Artificial
Intelligence the Problem is Not Enough
Humans Have Become Human Enough
to Follow Asimov’s Robotic Rules of Ethics
Skipping Over 3 Rules to A Point Zero Sum
Game of Do No Harm Most Respect A Worthy
Ethical And Moral Aim for Survival Indeed With SMiLEs
As i Love to Dance And Sing Almost Like A Robot on Repeat too Hehe
LoVE iN Peace Giving Sharing Caring Healing With Most Respect
Least Harm iN JoY oF LiGHT For ALL Moving Connecting Co-Creating
HuMaNiTY ToGeTHeR Naked Enough Whole Complete
iNHaLinG Peace EXHaLinG LoVE For All of Nature God
Yes Best ThiS WaY
True FRiEnDS With
Gravity As Balance
Is Nature’s Highest
Law For Survival oF All With SMiLes
i’ll See if i Can And Will Improve on This Record of Repeat…
The More i Balance The Dance of Life The More The Song Flows
LoVE iN Peace
With
SMiLes
of Course..:)
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Where would I be without your wisdom guiding me
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“Where Would i Be
Without Your Wisdom
Guiding me” Hehe
Mr. Gottfried Only
Without my “Shtick”
i Continue To Spread
Around The Globe To
Rise
And
Or
Raise
Beautiful
Roses And
THorns Such
Is Life iN “The Garden”
Naked Enough Whole
Complete
With SMiles 🦅
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Country home
Take me home
Coronation vibes
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SMiles Mr Gottfried
Oh How Wonderful
It Will Be Now If Your
Next Banter Republic
Post Addresses Royalty
iNHeRiTinG The
Earth God Yes Surely
i Will Provide Vibes
For How The Meek
iNHeRiT The
All iN
All BacK iN
The HoMe oF
GoD WiTHiN
Naked Enough
Whole Complete
ALL
iN
ALL
THe
JiVE TheNoW🫠🏝
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Jiving and vibing
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Yes Dear Mr
Gottfried Place
oF LoVE iN Peace
ViBinG JiViNG
Graceful
Balancing
Strength Of
Will Yes FRiEnDS
With Gravity All iN All🙌🏝
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One day we will defy the laws of gravity
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⚽️ 🥅 🙌
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😇
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☺️
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🙂
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Survival itself is a survival skill, that’s why boring conversations should be avoided at all costs. Except of course the other party holds the keys to your survival (read thriving) 😂
Thank goodness this wasn’t one of those boring ones, heck! i read till the end … Keep thriving👍
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Haha, if they hold the key you should 100% stand there and take it 🤣
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Great post! Thank’s for share friend.
Have a wonderful week!
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Thanks dear Elvira,
May the odds continue to be in our favor
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You are welcome Gottfried.
May it will be.
☺️
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Come what May 😎
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Exactly! Will be amazing!
Nice day! ☺️
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aMAYzing 😃
Have a great week
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Wow! You are very creative!
Agree! aMAYzing☺️🙏
Great week as well.
Good night! See you later!
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Bye bye
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Bye, Bye
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😁😉😶
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Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement of winning.
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It’s all about competing. Don’t stop
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The people who understands how everything works are not in the seat of authority. That’s very sad
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It’s the way of the world. We are cursed to have deliberately obtuse leaders
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Surviving – it can become a topical issue at any time.😀
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Every day we talk about survival. It goes by many names
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I always look forward to your composure of humour 😀
I’ll take your advice not to let the fear of losing be greater that the excitement of Winning!
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The joy is in competing. Don’t stop
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