At birth , rather than be addressed as only a day old, why aren’t you nine months old? Or ten depending on how long your mother was pregnant for. Doesn’t this make much more sense or is it because we’re just too lazy to calculate the days? Instead of birth-day, we’ll have conception day.
Of course I know how old I am! Well, I know when I was born, I just don’t like doing the math, so I usually just ballpark it. Some people were born with a nut loose upstairs. If you feel like you were born to be crazy, embrace it. Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out.

I strive for two things when I paint a picture of the relationships I want to keep: simplicity and clarity. Great relationships are born into those two things. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman without a brain is an absolutely chaotic combination.
You are born free, then you are taxed to death. You only live once, but if you do it right, one is enough. Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die and then some. Which is why you should eat and be merry. Man is born to eat.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. The ancestors gave me all this outdoor energy only to punish me with an overthinking and parental mindset. If only I can stop my mind from thinking about the future, I’ll be much more fun at this party. In fact, I’ll be the most fun person!
We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, “I wish I hadn’t been born?” Once you’re born, you’ll have to die, now is that funny or sad? Let me let you in on a like secret. You were born at home, but when your mother saw you…
She went to the hospital
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
the last statement is killing me 😂
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Hahaha 🤣
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Extra humorous. Love the last part. Have a great week.
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Thanks Judy,
I hope you have a great week too!
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Don’t stress whether conception day or birthday is the most appropriate.
But a big fine face with an empty brain is a load on the neck 😂
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Haha, welcome to 2023
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Why am I struggling so hard to fit in when I was born to stand out?
Cracking wise. As usual
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Thanks Salt ❤️
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“You are born free,You are taxed to death” this got me thinking 🤔
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This is all we do! Pay taxes and watch it get embezzled
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Ah Yes Mr Gottfried Born Again
More Than A NuMBeRS GaME iNDeeD
However The Baby Doctor Predicting mY
Arrival Date On Or About the Summer Solstice 1960
(Son Ryan Again Predicted on Independence Day Yet
Born A Month Early June 4th Living 51 Days in 1997
At Least Long Enough to See Father’s Day And Independence
Day In HiS ONly Chapter of Life in only Pain With No Smile at All)
Like my Daddy With My NaMe too Yep Son of that Somewhat Noted
X-Catholic Irish Born Vatican Priest and Counsel With Yes HiS Own
Wiki Bio Page Yes
Noted Author
Last Century
Dining With
Einstein Last
Century Too In the Socialist
Circles Like the Good Cop Described
Jesus in New York New York True too
You Know Feel and Sense DoinG iT HiS WaY True too God Yes
Anyway Yes Conceived on Or About the 21st of September
in 1959 On Or About the Fall Equinox too Like When me and
The Katrina ‘Really Got Together’ in ‘1989’ No ‘Taylor Swift’ Pun
Yet ‘Earth Wind And Fire’ Repeating i Do Remember the 21st
of September Again 1959 For me And 30 Years Later 1989
For ‘Us’ True THere Are First Dates For Born Again too
Anyway the Baby Doctor Wanted to Go on
Vacation Two Weeks Early So He
Induced the ‘Omen’
Birthdate of
6.6.60 AS ASSiGNeD
on my Driver’s License STiLL
The Occasional Beer i Bought at
Walmart That i Don’t Need Anymore
As i Left Stress And Fear Behind After
Getting Out of ‘Omen Hell’ For 66 Months
Yep The Look on ‘FunDaMeNTaLisT’ Walmart
Cashiers often one of Sheer Terror For THeir
6.6.60 Phobia of my Driver’s License Birthdate Hehe
And True Back in the Dark in the Dance Hall Days When
The Young Folks Refused to Believe i Was Turning 60 on
6.6.2020 So Light on my Feet Carrying Around 245 Pounds
Like A Feather Weight Boxer Mix of Muhammad Ali Yes Float
(i Quickly Whipped Out my Driver’s License Proving my
Age With the 3 Sixes
in A Row HAha)
Like a Butterfly
With No Need to
Sting Like a Bee at
All as Thousands of Women
Came to me i Never Asked one
to Dance in All 6 Years Most
Every Thursday Night at the
Biggest Metro Dance Hall Yep
All 298 Dance Events Then
Sort of Like Being
Sweet 20 Again 3X
At Close to 60 Hehe
Yet Some of the Buddhists Like
‘Caine’ off the “Kung Fu” Old TV Series
Really Get it in the ‘Interbeing’ Mystical
State of One With the All THaT iS Just Another
Metaphor For ‘The Father and i Are one’ And Yep You too hehe…
Yes For With the ‘Beginners State of Mind’ and Body Soul Every Inhale
of Peace Exhale oF LoVE is Continually Reborn Now the MuSiC of Existence
Plays in Fields of Vibrations That Spread The Evolution of Essence into Form
As Some Scientists Are Determining Now Through Study For When i Dance
And Sing Every Move Holy And Word Sacred Dancing Singing Free is Reborn
A New Creation Without Restraint Like Today Visiting The Catholic Church as
The First African American Man Where i Live in So Long Attending Church
Sitting in Front of me and Some of my Elderly Lady FRiEnDS As my Wife
is Shy She Sits out in the Lobby Perhaps i Sing too Loud for Her too
Hehe A Distinct Possibility For Every Note is An All Natural
‘New Autotune’ Often Described By Others Angelically
Coming From Holy Sacred Spirit WiTHiN as i
Speak All the Catholic Mantras in Poetic
Song of SPiRiT Talk too Just Deep Within
in Natural LoVE iN Peace Communion
With Others Leading the SPiRiT HeART
SoUL From the Back Pew That Way
FLoWinG Mystically From the
Ocean Deep Essence of
God WiTHIN NaTuRE ALL
The Nice African American
Man Described my Singing Voice
the Same as Folks New to the Church
Often Do He Said he felt privileged to Sit
in Front of my Voice And True i Surely Feel
Privileged to Have the Beginners HeART SPiRiT
SoUL of ThiS Real Trinity Within That Dances And Sings
Free For It’s True i Don’t Plan Most Any of This The River Flows
The River Flows The River Spills Over the Banks Reborn Again
The
River
Floods
Hehe Like This True too…
Some Folks Get Washed
Away Others Hold on For Dear
Life And Others Are Unique and Different True too…
Anyway My Wife Sits Out in the Lobby And in the ‘Great
Room’ At Home Watching Her TV Meanwhile i Dance Sing Books
of mY
WinGinG
LiViNG SoUL…
God Yes Every Day
Now i ‘Write The Book’
Also A Great Tune By
‘Elvis Costello And The Attractions’
When Opposites Like me and my Wife connect and etcetera Yes!
Oh Dear What An ‘Afternoon Delight’ Back on September 21st in
’89 And ’59 Coming As We All Continue to Return As STaR SeeD
FLoWeRS ARiSinG From Super Nova Explosions Crucible Fire
of Star
Death
Continuing
to Arise From
Gaseous Dust
Resurrecting Now
Out of ‘Carl Sagan’
Star Stuff Cosmos New
Unto itself Yep ‘Father
And We Are One’ iN
Every Breath We Do
YeP iT’s Basically An F
uN PuN ART to Do Hehe
No Need to Be Too Serious
When Resurrecting Gaseous Star Dust…
REBORN YeS
NeWLY NoW
AGAiN Every
Breath A Miracle
And Real MaGiC to PaRTaKE
True And Give away For Free AS Star
Dust Gaseous NeW ‘iT’S All A ‘Classical Gas’ To Do..:)
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Firmly believe in the fact that I am born in the wrong BC
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Ah YeS iNDeeD Dear
Mr Gottfried God Yes
Humans Fascinating
Creatures Creating
Reality
Out
Of
Fiction
And Fiction
Out Of Reality
Never The Less
Truth Remains
Strangers With
Fiction
Yet STiLL
NeWLY
NoW
Coming
ReaLiTY
Born Again NeW
To BREaTHE NoW⚽️🥅🙌
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I think we’ve done decent on this planet. Need a superior species to come take over
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SMiLes Mr. Gottfried Prophecies and Newer Testament
Bible Writing Dancing Singing Never Ended Except For
Those Too Blind
To Come out
oF Old Cave
Arts to See
New Colors
of Hand Prints on ‘Concert Walls’
It’s True Yes Perhaps Now For the
‘Monkey King’ to Return ‘Kong’ in
A Battle With ‘Godzilla’ Representing
A Nuclear Fall-Out Big Lizard Carrying
The Weight of the Wrath of the Rest of
Nature In His And or Her Fiery Breath
True Not Sure What the Gender of
Godzilla Is Yet iT is Clear that
Old Coke Kong Has a Soft
Spot For Blonde Women
And Not Unlike the Beatles
With ‘Lakshmi’ Leading The Funeral
Gathering on the “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely
Hearts Club” Album Cover in The Very Front
With Her Elegant Red Dress On It Seems at Least
(With A Stone Big Bust of A Dude Coming Back to Life for Real)
THere and in the Matrix Series of Movies And Even The NeWest
“Kong Versus Godzilla” Movie Young Indian Women
Are the Spiritual Muse That Carries New
Prophecies For Humankind in the
MuSiC of the SPiRiT Wind
That Even Science
Suggests may
Carry Essence into
Form Beyond All Time
Distance Space And Matters
Of Things Vibrations Frequencies Synergies Free
Of Energies Never Lost Always Birthing Now New For Real
Hmm The Lion Cover of my iPhone XS Broke Already Replaced
The Rastafarian Colors of the Lion’s Roar on the iPhone 6S i Still
Use For Lower Resolution Photography Hehe That Doesn’t take
Up So Much
Dammed Storage Space
i am Replacing my Newest
Phone Cover in Honor of Sharks With
A ‘Great White’ Hope For Their Ability
To Survive Over 450 BiLLioN Years or So
Longer Than the Trees That Bring Oxygen For Us to Breathe
Yes A Species Adapting to Real Virgin Births For Offspring Solo that
Way With Electro Magnetic Abilities Uncovering Food Under Ocean Floors
For You See The Meek
Shall Inherit the Earth
SMaRT ENOuGH iN Intuition
To LiVE iN Balancing Force Free
With the Rest of Nature Some Days
Big Jaws And Teeth that Replace by the
Tens of Thousands to Eat and Electromagnetic
Abilities With the Ability to Virgin Reproduce is All it Takes…
The Most Impressive
Part is None oF iT is
Myth Creatures
of the Deep
The Most
Famous Legends
of Life Still Existing Newly
Now Truly Super Heroes of
Survival in Balance Yeah Baby Shark
Strength Gonna Play With That Meme
Coming Sooner Than Soon Too With
Big Shark SMiLes of LoVE iN Peace hehe
Meanwhile It’s True my Martial Arts Have
Yes Been Confused for Monkey King Kung
Fu too
Yet it is
Only FredFu
Like FredKu For
Haiku and FredBun for Haibun…
Other Than That i Agree With the Beatles,
The Matrix Series of Movies With Neo and The
Oracle, And New Coke Kong too Indian Women
Are Most Definitely
Extremely
Spiritually
Inspiring to me
A Dude From Nigeria Will Work too HAha
As True Once Again 23 and Me The Chromosome
Test Show i Have Ancestors From South Asia and Nigeria
Since Potentially
The 1800’s Then
Other Than That
It’s all in the Family
We Most All Have Potentials
For Real Prophecy And God Yes New
Coke Bible Singing Writing And Dancing New True Not Unlike
the Prophecies of Walt Whitman in His Preface to ‘Leaves of Grass’..:)
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Never stop prophesying
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SMiLes Mr. Gottfried Really the Concept of Being Reborn
In This Life is Related to the All Natural Mysticism of the
Human Mind Body and Soul Integral And Whole That
Comes When We Move into More Meditative
States of Flow That Integrate Our Existence
More From Head to Toe As that Applies to
How We Relate To the Rest of Existence
Naked Enough Yes Complete Integral And Whole
Fascinating How Different Cultures and Related Religions
Have Used Idol Words to Suggest They Have The Only ‘Magic
Recipes’ To These All Natural Higher States of Human Consciousness
in How That Relates to the
Subconscious Mind and
More Right Hemisphere
Mind Leaning Processes
in Social Empathic Artistic
Real Spiritual And Sensory Ways including the
Cerebellum That Has 40 Percent More Neurons
Than the Rest of the Human Brain to Move/Feel
in Regulating Emotions And Integrating Senses
Awakening Our More Intuitive Imaginative Creative
Processes of Human Intelligences That Come Through All
Forms of Art in Essence That Some Humans Are Able to Tap into
Through Both Nature and Nurture And Do What Might As Well Be Named
“Supernatural or Supernormal” As It is Well Beyond the Abilities of Humans
Who are Not able to
Create the Metaphors New
of Arts That Greatest Express
The Ineffable Realities of Existence
That Are Far Beyond What the Tape Ruler
of Science Can/Will Possibly Measure With An Old
Antiquated and Partially Useful Method of Materially
Reducing Our Realitie(S) Only based on What We may Physically
Observe Measure And Repeat Based on the Experiences of Others too
As It’s Just A Fact Ironically too That None of Us Perceive And Process
Our Realities
And Our Inner
Multi-Uni-Verses
The Same So Go Ahead
And Say ‘You/We/Us’ Have the ‘Only
or Last One’ as That’s Just An Illusion
When the ‘Next One’ comes to Tell A Bigger Story
of Existence Through Whatever Form in Essence
of Art That Comes Next Mystical Divining Poetry Using
Metaphor Yes An Oldest Way of Human ‘Totem’ ThiS Way
of Symbols to Relate the Holy and Sacred Divine Experience
of Living
And For Many
They Will Settle
For the Experience of Others
And Never Individually Come Out
of Their Caves to Even Pursue the
Reality of Real Heaven Within in Mystical Union With the All in All
That of Course is Only A Very Limited Metaphor For Life Beyond All
‘Colors’
of Before
Indeed if i could
Give One Teaspoon
of my Experience of
Life to Selfish Villainous Human
Beings Including the So-Called
Billionaire Versions They’d Give Up
Their Small Dreams of Material Riches
And even Give Away All THeir Money
(Except For A Reasonable Subsistence)
For Just One Day in the Place of Heaven
i Routinely Practice as A Way of Life Always Newly Now
How Would i Know Well i’ve Lived in ‘The Others Place(S) too’
The Place of Materially Reducing Reality into Things That have
No Real
Angel
Wings
To Fly
As Spirit Wind Free
Other Than That Humans Gather
Together to Create Stories That Become
“Egregores” Yes Meme’s Where Story Becomes
Reality So Much Larger Than Only the Parts That Sum…
Indeed Though Some Folks Transcend These Stories
of Tradition And Create Their Own Heaven’s On Earth
in Effortless
Ease Like a
Feather Becoming
The Spirit Wind Free
Hehe And Of Course This
Makes This Basically ‘Word Salad’
For Folks Who Have Yet to Be Reborn
or Come Anew ThiS WaY With A Child’s EYes of Wonder
And Amazement For All of What Life Will Be iN LoVE iN Peace For Real…
Once Again Naked Enough Whole Complete One With All in All Same
As the ‘Naturist’ And ‘Mystical’ Version of Jesus Relates in the Gospel
of Thomas Verse 37 Just Shed Your Clothes of Tradition Dance on them
Without Shame
And Find the
Great i AM Within
To Come Out And
Play iMaGinE And Create Anew
All the Colors Yet to Feel and Sense
For Real…
Reborn
Anew God
Yes For Real ‘i Am’
With SMiLes of Course…
Yet to Be Clear Tradition is Required
For Humans to Bond and Bind Over
For Basic Subsistence And Shelter Yes
And Reproduction to Continue to Happen
Successfully for Basic Survival God Yes Someone Has
To Do that Part too While Some of Us Play With Wings
On Free Hehe…
That’s No Surprise
Only about 5 percent
of the General Populace Participated
in the Last ‘Human Renaissance Fair’ HAha…
Is It Any Surprise Some Get Butthurt Over What
They Are Not Able to Experience of Life Well No
That’s the Human Condition Compersion Comes
More Easily
For those
Who are
Naked
Enough
Whole Complete
FRiEnDS With Gravity
God Yes the All in All
For Real (GoD)
iN LoVE iN Peace
THere Will Always Be Those
Who Walk And Talk or Dance And Sing in Foot Steps
And Hand Prints of New Testament and Old Testament God’s too…
As All Naturally DarK Continues to Mingle With LiGHT ThiS WaY For
What Is Real So God Yes As Partially
Related in the “Guardian’s of The
The Galaxy Movie Versions” too
Some Shall Walk and Talk
Some Shall Dance And Sing
Others Will Watch and Listen
For Change And Create A New
Dance And Song to Relate Yet For
Only Those Who Have Developed EYes
And Ears Far Beyond Only Sensory Organs to ‘See and Hear’..:)
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Need my finances reborn
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Amen Mr Gottfried
Conquering The
AlMighty Dollar 💵
Version Of
What ‘They’
Use In Nigeria 🇳🇬
Will Surely Set You
Free MeanWhile
Be Seeing You
Sooner Than
Soon Again
On ‘Our’
Version of
SunDay Eve
For Your Nigerian
MonDay Morn Yawn
Hehe No Time Distance
Space or A Matter of
Things Existing
Now in my Place
Verily Free From The
American Dreamed
God
Of THeiR
Dollar Bill
i Only Use
No Longer
Abused By
That Filthy
Green DEviL
Dollar ill 🤧Hehe 🤮🤑
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Money 💰 stops nonsense
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No Longer
Ruled Free🦎
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Need to get on your level
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Working For the Military in the United States the Sailors
Got to Retire After 20 Years at Only age 39 or 40 At 50 Percent
Of Their Pay Hehe i Worked Side By Side With Retirees into their
Second Income in Life Their Attitudes Were Always more At Ease
For What They Always had to Fall Back on That Those of Us Surviving
The Deadlines With No
Safety Net Had to
Worry more
Under
the
Gun
Without
All That Fancy Being
Free With Guaranteed
Income Coming In Yes
Mr Gottfried Being Financially
Independent in An Increasingly
Money Based Culture is Key to Real
Human Freedoms No Longer Slave
to Some Other Story We Are Not Really
Writing Dancing Singing in Doing Life Free
However No Matter How Much Money One Has
Life is An Inside Game Most if We Don’t Continue
Excellence in A Round About Way of Physical Mental
And Spiritual Health Together Warm And True We Fall
We Fall
No Matter
How Many
Feathers of
Dollar Bills We
May Rest upon
Our Pillows At Night
It’s Just That We Get to Fulfill More
Of All Our Human Potentials Out
Of The Prisons of the Stories Others
Use to Collect The Fruits of Our Journeys
Hehe It’s Nice No Longer Being For Sale
To All of What Life Owns of Us Indeed WitH SMiLes…
Yet Again it’s True Getting Here Almost Literally killed me
Yes It’s
Worth It
Beging ALiVE
Today All Naked
Enough Whole New
Complete Now For Real..:)
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You should open a club de nudismo
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Hehe “Club de nudism”
Well i Guess if i was
Trying To Sell A Place
Called Heaven Within
Mr Gottfried
i Might
Name It
That Yet
Of Course
It Wouldn’t Be
Real Within Sadly
That is Precisely
What Modern
Religions
Have
Done
With The
ReaLiTY
Of Heaven
Within Sold
It
At
A Loss
For Real
Estate in
A Frigging Dirt
Nap Is IT Any Wonder
Through All Of Trump’s
Lies And Crimes Poor
People Still Tithed
2 Million
Dollars to
Him Last
Night
Nope
It’s Still
The Nature
Of “The Revealing
Incarnate Beast”
For Worship
In Public
Purview
For The
Entire World
To See The
Naked Shameless “Sin”
It’s Kind Of A Tradition
For Folks To Wander
Distant Lands
Naked
Enough
Whole
Complete
To Forecast
This Condition
Of The Condition…🥅
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You shouldn’t have to sell the idea of heaven
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😂😂😂 the last part. Didn’t see that one coming.
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Nobody saw it coming, including the writer 😂
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A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman without a brain is an absolutely chaotic combination.
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An ugly woman with a charming personality?
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Wonderful post! Makes me smile friend, thank’s for share.
When is your birthday? You was born to makes better other’s life.
Nice week!
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haha, you’re very welcome. It’s still a long way away in January so we have to wait a bit.
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Oh! Until January long time… Haha,
Great week!
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Yeah, it’s such a long wait
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Exactly! You can pretende is your birthday and try diferentes menús, music and have fun…
See you later.
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This doesn’t sound half bad. Pretend birthdays are always better than the actual
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Exactly! You just have fun, friend!
Be happy!
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I will try
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Great! ☺️
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Cheers
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Cheers!
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Until next time
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There’s always tax applicable once you’re born till you die
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You get the gist. 😅
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