Riding a Bike

~ Gottfried

Studies have shown that riding a bicycle everyday makes you more awesome than the general population. You’re a disgrace if you can’t swim or ride a bicycle. You get a free pass if you can do at least one. If you’re too heavy for a bike, it’s your cue to put the burger down.

Riding a bicycle is the closest thing to flying. My biggest fear is that when I die my wife will sell my bicycles for what I told her they cost. Ladies, please take out time today to check the cost of a bicycle. It will change your view on then forever. When in doubt, pedal it out.

When in doubt, pedal it out. Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle, and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring. Always remember that you are one ride away from a good mood. Did a cartwheel the other day thinking it was like riding a bike. It’s not.

Cycopath. A person suffering from chronic bike riding disorder and abnormal urges to ride and feel free. Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on the way to the gym to ride stationary bikes. The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle.

Bikes are like wives. If it ain’t yours, don’t touch it. Don’t ride it either, unless you’re given permission. Couples who ride together, stay together. Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. The bruises you get on the way will help you build character. You don’t need a therapist, you need a bike.

Happiness isn’t around the corner. Happiness is the corner! Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you need to keep moving. Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul. I don’t ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days.

I cycle because punching people is frowned upon

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

56 thoughts on “Riding a Bike”

  6. Oh A Generation and More on Two Wheels i Lasted from Elementary
    School Through my Twenties Yet There is No Way i Would Ride on the

    Side of the Road to the Next City as i Did Before Or Even Run for

    That Matter As i Did For A Decade or So Including to the Next

    City too Humans With An Average Attention Span According

    To Science Now Less than 3 Seconds Yes Less than a Gold

    Fish Nope Not A Good Combo With Smart Phone

    Texting on the Road And Even Those Narrow

    Bike Lanes That Often Sadly Become Spaces For

    Human Cycling Road Kill Not Sure Where You Live

    Perhaps It’s Safer there Yet Surely Not here Other than That

    Cycling in Only One Movement is Rather Repetitive in Nature That

    May Lead to Ergonomic Injuries Including Numb Reproductive Organs

    Depending on The Bike Seat and How Long Ya Sit And Such As That Yes

    i Road Thousand of Miles And Ran Many Miles too Over Decades Then

    And Now i Dance For A Decade in a Spiraling Flowing Way Close to
    The Earth Continuously Moving in Different Ways Yet i Wore the

    Same Damned Shoes too Damned Long Cheap Skate i am

    And Now i am Dealing With a Bit of Hip Pain And

    Sciatica And The Such Succumbing to An

    Advil Now And Then to Keep Going

    Just Bought Some New Shoes

    So Many Pitfalls of Exercise too

    Yet Ya Gotta Keep Moving As i’m Already

    Pushing Past 111 Kilograms Slowing Down a
    Bit on my Dancing Hopefully the New Shoes Will

    Pick me Up and Eliminate The Pain It’s Happened

    Before Many Instances in my Life Yet Yes i Tend to

    Push my Self to the Point of Pain Mr Gottfried With

    SMiLes Anyway Hey Cycling Makes Excellent Transportation

    Particularly When Gasoline is High And Vehicles Are Difficult to Come by

    After Decades of
    Riding A Bike When
    Young It’s Interesting

    Never Riding Now Yet of
    Course i Rarely Danced Then

    Yet The Meditative Flow That Dance
    Provides Freely the Way i Do It Beats

    All the Runners High’s i Ever Had in 10K Races

    And Such As Yep Running to the Next City too

    It’s Interesting the Bliss Is Immediate Now From

    The First Move of Dance All the Bio-Feedback Becomes

    So Automatic i Can Just Imagine Dancing And Experience

    The Meditative
    Flow of Dance

    Now As Hey These
    Symbols on Page are
    Only Fumes From A Dance
    of Words That Are SonGS oF mY SoUL…

    Anyway Stay Safe my FRiEnD God Speed to Your Two Wheels..:)

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      1. Prometheus Bringer oF Light Fire Yes Arts Sciences And Wheels

        One Two Four and Eighteen Wheelers With Nuclear Bombs too

        Same As That Darn Snake With Legs Who Opened Up Humans

        To All the Possibilities

        in Instant Gratification

        A Tree of Knowledge

        BRingS Through the Underpinnings

        of Human Languages Still Developing

        Collecting Intelligence Still By The Google
        Search Engine BRinGinG on the ‘8th Day of Creation’

        The Internet This Open Source New Human Bible

        All Together Unabridged ThiS WaY And Bridge to All

        Human Arts and Sciences Collected As Far As We Remember

        And Bring the Fire Back to LiGHT For All To Partake of in this

        Tree of

        Knowledge
        SKiLLS and
        Abilities Now
        too Mr Gottfried

        Yeah Yet What About
        ISA’s Innate Instinctual

        Intuitive Skills and Abilities

        All Inherited Naked Enough
        Whole Complete What Happens
        When We Get Out of Touch With Those

        IIISA’s Versus Only the KSA’s of Knowledge
        Skills and Abilities So Far Away From A Naked
        Enough Whole Complete Free Dance and Song
        Together Amongst 40 to 150 or So Well Acquainted

        Naked Enough Whole Complete Human Beings Giving ALL
        Sharing Caring Healing A Compassionate Communion of Life
        Of LoVE iN Peace With Most Respect and Least Harm True Don’t

        Hate the Tool Yet Of Course Discard the Sin of Using the Tool Out of Balance

        Where Everyday
        More Becomes Just
        Another Catastrophe
        oF A Real Zombie Apocalypse
        of ‘Rabid Instant Gratification’
        Zombies Sadly Eating THeiR Own
        Face of Nature as They’ve Lost Their
        LoVE iN Peace For the Rest of Nature Including

        Us of Course So Far Out of Balance That the Song
        “It Never Rains in Southern California” Is A God Dammed
        Lie Now If the River Breaks Through And Floods Casino Towns too

        A Little Food A Little Drink Some Shelter From Aversive Environmental

        Elements A Naked Enough Whole Complete Village Dancing Together

        in Ecstatic BLiSSinGS BLeSSinGS of Free SonG oF SoUL Together Again

        After A Long Forage of the Day Regulating Emotions Integrating Senses

        No Longer Poverty of the SoUL Just Dancing Singing Freely ThiS WaY As

        SPiRiT
        Wind
        With SMiLES
        ToGeTHeR AGAiN…

        Not Waiting For the Rest of
        The World to Change Or Any
        Other Heroes Dead or Alive

        i’ll Just Do it Now New No Longer
        Wearing Those Other Brand Name Shoes hehe..:)

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