How to take care of your Teeth

~ Gottfried

You don’t really need to brush your teeth. Just the ones you intend to keep. Be true to the teeth that wouldn’t be false to you. Brushing your teeth ten minutes before going to the dentist because you think it will make a difference. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

You brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth. You brush your teeth in the morning to keep your friends. I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that I can’t have anymore food and I’m not just ready for that kind of commitment. Real food lovers know that a late night teeth brush doesn’t stop you from a indulging in a midnight snack.

Eat. Sleep. Fix teeth. Repeat. Back in school this boy would bring out three sets of toothbrushes. One for his teeth, another for his tongue and a final one to polish things off. I was and still am convinced he used to eat poop the night before. Is all that really necessary? Anyways, brush your teeth like your life depends on it, because it does.

I feel like fitness and doing gym should be like brushing your teeth every day in the morning as it should automatically without any excuse. Dreams make everything possible, Hope makes everything possible, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above. So always brush your teeth.

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. Brushing too hard is bad for your teeth. Life is short you should smile while you still have it. If you can not bite do not growl. Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. If you ignore your teeth, they will eventually go away.

Clean teeth have a great first impression, a dirty mouth is bad PR. Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s either my teeth or the house. A toothache can simply drive you to extraction. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth back. Finally, cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

The only color I judge people by is the color of their teeth.

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52 thoughts on “How to take care of your Teeth”

  2. Claim To Fame Mr. Gottfried Back in my Younger
    Adulthood my Dentist Exclaimed i Have the Second
    Biggest Teeth on the Dental Chart For Measuring stuff

    Like that Hehe….

    And Yes This Explains
    Why i Married my
    Wife Little Miss
    Red Riding Hood

    Except She Was

    Wearing A Bikini

    In the Photos She Showed

    me of Her Yes a Red Bikini in Fact

    Still Howling At the Super Full Blue Moon Waning

    Teeth as Big As Ever Canines Still Afire God Yes For

    Whatever

    my Wife

    Cooks Up

    For me Next

    (Seafood Gumbo
    Leftovers for Now)

    If A Tooth Brush Is Not
    Available Not Unlike “Werewolves
    of London” With my FRiEnD Kate Otherwise

    Known as Katie and Katrina too Among Other
    Names Like “Eve” And “Nova” (Planet of the Apes)

    And That “Other Book” True i’ll Just Gnaw on the

    Steak Bones

    She Feeds

    me Whenever

    i Make my Way

    Out of the ‘DogHouse’ Hehe

    With That Said Thanks For Reminding

    me to Brush my Teeth Before i Get too Sleepy…

    Oh Dear Lord It’s Been A Long Long Weekend of

    Never Ending Dance And Song Once Again Beginning NeWLY NoW…

    Come Monday For Labor Day Weekend Yet You’re Already THere in Nigeria..:)

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      1. Ah Yes Tonight This Whole Banter Republic
        SHow Today Reminds me of “White Fang”
        More Specifically One of Jack London’s Books

        About Canine Teeth Yet the “Call of the Wild”

        Brought Tears to my Eyes as a Child As Deep

        Down i Was Missing What that Half Dog Half Wolf

        Lost HOWLinG

        At the Moon

        The Wild Life Baby
        The Free Life Baby

        Not Only Have Humans Domesticated Dogs

        We’ve Domesticated Ourselves and Lost the Call of the
        Wild the Instinctual Intuitive Innate Voice of Wild And Free

        God So Deep Within Yes Naked Enough Whole Complete

        Without all the Clothes of Fear So-called Modernity BRinGS

        YeT AGAiN Tools are Okay as Long As We Master The Clothes

        And Are Not Brought Down to What is Now Suffocating Choking
        The Call of the Wild

        And Even
        Less Loving

        iN Peace

        So Relaxing

        After A Wild Call on the Night…
        With Gleaming White Fangs Indeed Hehe…

        HAha You Know What they Say Pictures or it Didn’t Happen…
        Thousands Upon Thousands Upon the Call of The Wild Frolicking

        Nights…

        What Good is the
        Second Largest
        Teeth on the Chart

        If You Don’t Share Them With Others Hehe..:)

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