How to take care of your Teeth

You don’t really need to brush your teeth. Just the ones you intend to keep. Be true to the teeth that wouldn’t be false to you. Brushing your teeth ten minutes before going to the dentist because you think it will make a difference. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

You brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth. You brush your teeth in the morning to keep your friends. I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that I can’t have anymore food and I’m not just ready for that kind of commitment. Real food lovers know that a late night teeth brush doesn’t stop you from a indulging in a midnight snack.

Eat. Sleep. Fix teeth. Repeat. Back in school this boy would bring out three sets of toothbrushes. One for his teeth, another for his tongue and a final one to polish things off. I was and still am convinced he used to eat poop the night before. Is all that really necessary? Anyways, brush your teeth like your life depends on it, because it does.

I feel like fitness and doing gym should be like brushing your teeth every day in the morning as it should automatically without any excuse. Dreams make everything possible, Hope makes everything possible, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above. So always brush your teeth.

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. Brushing too hard is bad for your teeth. Life is short you should smile while you still have it. If you can not bite do not growl. Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. If you ignore your teeth, they will eventually go away.

Clean teeth have a great first impression, a dirty mouth is bad PR. Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s either my teeth or the house. A toothache can simply drive you to extraction. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth back. Finally, cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

The only color I judge people by is the color of their teeth.

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