Being Difficult

~ Gottfried

Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I’m thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me who exactly I don’t want to be. True friendship is being there for someone when they’re feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

I’m not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally to me. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won’t expect it back. Some women play hard to get, I play difficult to understand. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

I know I’m a handful but that’s why you’ve got two hands. The funny thing is when you don’t let people disrespect you, they start calling you difficult. The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. All you need to succeed in life is ignorance and confidence. Once both are present, success is assured. There are traffic jams along the extra mile. Do your best to avoid it always.

Embrace the glorious mess that you are. I know sometimes I’m difficult and stubborn, but you have to admit that I’m totally worth it. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I think “Not now.”

Life is like looking for your phone. Most times it’s in your hand. Sometimes kids make it difficult for us to be the parents we imagined we would be. You can’t be both awesome and negative, you have to choose one. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Shun peace, choose violence.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

64 thoughts on “Being Difficult”

  2. Dear Lord Mr Gottfried Working At a Military Bowling
    Center Eventually Managing it i’ve Surely Dealt With

    A Fair Share of Drunken Sailors Salty As the Ocean

    Flows With SMiLes Yet Patience Endurance

    Of Kindness Wins the

    War if Not Always

    The Small

    Skirmishes Hehe

    And Indeed Rising Eventually
    Through 5 Job Changes and
    Promotions to Second in Command

    of The Division i Worked For i’ve Dealt

    With My Fair Share of Top Leadership Brass

    Beyond Reproach That Makes Difficult A Thorny

    Issue Indeed Yet Again Through the Endurance of

    Patience Staying Level Headed Smiling Through It All Even Though

    i Was Literally Dying Inside Brought me the Promotions i Needed

    For A High Three

    Years For Golden
    Handcuff Retirement

    Let Loose Oh So Free in
    Financial Independence With

    A Much Longer Shelf Life In Tact Now

    Ah Yes Turning the Other Cheek Profitable
    in the Long Run at Least After Coming Back From the Living Dead

    Meanwhile Humans In General Are Continuing the Zombie Apocalypse

    Eating the Face of God That Is Both Nature And Ourselves Out of Balance

    For Our Very

    Survival

    Or At least
    The Survival
    of the Children’s
    Children of Today

    Yep Humans Can and
    Will Be Pesky Little Critters

    If They Gang Up and Mob
    Blast the Rest of Nature That

    Is Our Only Lifeline For Survival Real

    Honestly Can’t Complain Pains Here Now
    And Then Yet Generally Speaking Difficult

    People No Longer

    Have Any Strings

    Attached to my

    Livelihood at Least

    Makes So Much Difference

    Not Part of Any Hierarchy
    Except the Big Boss The Yes Dear Ruler of the Home Hehe

    True i Tale Her That Everyday Every Day She Does it All With SMiLes…

    Ya Just
    Have to
    Figure Out
    How to Send
    Folks to the Heaven They Desire

    As Every Dam Version of HeLL and
    Heaven And the Purgatory Tween is Surely Different..:)

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      1. “So you’re saying nature is the cause of all mob actions?”

        Hehe First of All Mr Gottfried i Capitalize Nature and May Other

        Words too That Most So-Called ‘Normal’ People Do Not As It isn’t

        Part oF Older

        Testaments

        of Current Traditions Hehe

        And True While Some Folks Use
        New ‘FangLed Terms’ Like ‘Panentheism’

        To Describe a God of All in All Both Perceived

        And Not Perceived by Human Beings As All that

        Is Including Nothing Everything NoWHeRE And EVeRWHeRE too

        Why Make it So Complicated HeHE ALLtheist Works Just Great For me

        As THeRE iS Literally

        And Metaphorically

        No Venn Diagram Smaller

        Or Bigger Than ALL Which Means

        i Am Able to Fit in Most Any Religion
        Culture or Other Part of Nature Either

        Before Human Or After Human Creating

        Yet i am Not Owned By Any Human Language

        Contrived Devices Alone Indeed Allone the Place All

        Inclusive

        of All iN
        All All ThaT iS

        For me Other Metaphors

        Include “The Father and i are one”

        Yet Taken Literally That is Limited to

        People Who Have Male Body Parts

        As True in Alltheism i am No More Integral

        To THE ALL iN All than a Grain of Sand Required

        to Hold Hands With Other Grains of Sands to Hold

        Up Potential Mountains of Human Love or Yes Valleys

        That May Be Even Lower Creating Love Out of DarK Before

        Yet Higher Now Than Ever Before True This All That IS Consumes

        This ALL thaT iS Not Much Different Than A Snake Consuming Its Tale

        Mobs of Lions Taking Down an Elephant For An Extended Source of Protein

        Is Indeed Quite

        Difficult to Watch

        on the Discovery Channels

        as i Saw A Clip somewhere online

        Yet it is part of THE ALL iN All that Consumes

        The Nature of THE ALL iN All As DarK Makes LiGHT

        And Night Makes Day The Dualities of Existence Generally

        Speaking Are Illusions Humans create With Symbols Only

        Approximating The Fullness of the Essence of Reality That

        Is Indeed

        All in All

        Far Beyond

        What Humans

        Alone Perceive Yet Indeed

        No Separation Possible From THE ALL iN All ThaT iS

        So Yeah THere is No separation in Duality From Nature ThiS WaY Yet

        Some Folks Develop Symbols of Horned Beasts With Pointy Tails And

        Teeth For Scapegoats to Explain Away the DarK Nature Potential of Human

        Beings and the Ignorant Mobs That Harm Rape Maim and Kill Each Other

        And Consume the Rest of Nature So Far Out of Balance That Humans

        End Up Culling

        Their Own species

        in so many Miserable

        Ways of Suffering Failing to

        Understand Nature is Karma and

        There is No Escaping The Actions and Consequences

        That Living Out of Balance With the Rest of Nature Creates

        in Terms of Essence of Real Misery and Suffering for the Human Species

        And So Many

        Other Parts
        of Nature too

        Yet Not like the Mobs

        of Lions Taking down Elephants

        Through Our Cultures Through Our Tools

        And Through Our Potential Positive Ethical Ways

        At Least We My Live a life of Most Respect and Least Harm

        Entirely Up to
        US and the

        Rest of Nature

        As Lions Of Us Lay Down Peacefully

        With Lambs of Us in Pastures Greener

        All That is All in All True and False too…

        Yet Again This Alltheism is a Venn Diagram

        That Excludes No Part of THE ALL iN All Regardless

        If Perceived or Not By the Human Condition as IS

        So Simple

        Yet In Practice

        Never Ending

        Arts and Sciences

        to Explore in Mysteries

        Still Unfolding DarK Thru LiGHT..:)

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          1. Oh Dear Lord Mr Gottfried

            Memories of ScapeGoats

            Installed with Pointy Teeth

            Not Only the Horned Beast

            Yet A Present Day Infamy on January 6th, 2021

            When A ‘MAGA Mob’ Mutilated A “Prince of Peace”

            Hanging Him on A Banner Saving Space for A Gallows

            With Chants of Hanging

            The Vice President

            For Refusing to

            Assault And Overturn A Fair

            Election of A Representative
            Democracy Trying to Install A

            Dictator Wanna Be Demagogue

            Instead of a REAL AMERICAN LEADER

            SADLY changing A “Prince of Peace”

            Into A Saving Grace For Criminality

            At Highest Levels to Come to

            Breathe and the Scape

            Goating of That

            Prince of Peace

            Goes On As It has
            For Thousands of Years

            For The Darkest Most Nefarious
            Intents of the Human Species to Date

            Who Will Be Brave Enough to Bring Back
            The Original Coke Version of Jesus Whatever

            That Really Was When He Lived and Breathed
            And Never Wrote A Word in Defense of Who He Was

            Oh Dear Lord only if He had a Pen To Defend Himself

            Still Now

            Flying

            From

            A Capitol
            With Gallows
            to Kill Still Hanging on a Banner

            Indeed Sadly There Are Still a ‘Few
            Difficult Folks’ Where i Live Scapegoating

            Heroes to
            Bring Villains

            To Rise With

            ‘The Dark Force’ Again..:)

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          5. Let The Florida Sunshine In Mr Gottfried

            Ah Yes The Paradox of Good Versus Evil

            Perhaps Illustrated Well By The ‘Illumination’

            Production of the Series of ‘Minion Movies’

            Why in The Name of Good And Evil

            Do Some of The Kindest People

            We Meet in the World
            Blindly

            Follow

            The Most
            Despicable Leaders
            With Credo’s Only Fit For
            A Mafia Mob Boss Like “If i Shoot
            Someone on 5th Avenue in Broad Daylight”

            ‘The Minions Will Still Support Him’ And If ‘He
            Tells A Lie Long Enough The Minions’ Will See it As Truth’

            i Feel These Folks Deeply Many of Them These Days Since

            i Look Like i Could Easily Hit a Home Run on the First Baptist

            Softball Team Are Extremely Kind to me Indeed Not Unlike the

            Minions in that Movie They are a Difficult Group Not to Care About

            Indeed Naive

            They May

            Be

            Ignorance

            May Rule Their

            Lives Yet the Paradox

            Here is They Will Give You

            The Shirt off Their Back Yet of Course

            Usually Only If You Belong to Their ‘Minion Clan’

            Yet As Science Shows Humans Are Not Particularly

            Rational AS Whole Led By Emotions First Reasons

            For What They Do come Next Hehe And Some Days

            No Reasons

            At All

            Just Leaves

            Ya Scratching

            Your Head

            Yet

            Nodding

            Yep That’s IT the
            Human Condition
            The Paradox of Good And Evil

            Where Humans Will Use Their
            iMaGiNaTioN of Dreams to Create

            Horrible Nightmares And Greatest Dreams

            And Oh Dear Lord Bring Both to Fruition in the
            Same Minion

            or

            Minion
            Group

            Anyway As Long
            As i Look Like i Could
            Hit a Home Run on the
            First Baptist Softball Team

            i Will Easily Fit in Anywhere And
            Thrive in Minion Town USA Place

            of Florida Men Including Matt Gaetz,
            DeSaTaNiS, And The Orange Man too

            All Wanna Be Rotten Orange Florida Men too Hehe..:)

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