When things get Stuck

If it’s important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse. A really good one. I’m stuck between a rock and someone I want to hit with it. That person also by sheer coincidence happens to be the President of a country that shall-not-be-named but shall be shamed.

I’m stuck between “I need to save money”, “You only live once” and “Life is for the living.” If I wanted to put up with more stuck up people, I’d purposely fail and stay in high school forever. I’m sorry I expected more maturity. I’ve decided to not save since you only live once and life is for the living!

Cry a river, build a bridge, then walk your butt right over it. Maybe your butt wouldn’t be so big if your head wasn’t stuck up it. I hate to break it to you but I’m from the “light at the end of the tunnel” and they asked me to inform you that no one is coming to rescue you.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are. Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place. If you believe that, I have a beach house in the Sahara to sell to you. “For you my friend, $100 only.”

Sorry for being late to work. I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work. I would leave immediately if I wasn’t solely dependent on the salary I’m expecting in exactly 4 days, 6 hours, 36 minutes and 35 seconds. You know what they say, “if you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.”

If life is a highway, then I’m stuck in a traffic jam called reality. Now I want you to say after me. I will breathe. I will think of solutions. I will not let my worry control me. I will not let stress break me. I will simply breathe. And it will be okay, because I don’t quit. Don’t let anything keep you away from doing your job.

Die on the job