If it’s important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse. A really good one. I’m stuck between a rock and someone I want to hit with it. That person also by sheer coincidence happens to be the President of a country that shall-not-be-named but shall be shamed.
I’m stuck between “I need to save money”, “You only live once” and “Life is for the living.” If I wanted to put up with more stuck up people, I’d purposely fail and stay in high school forever. I’m sorry I expected more maturity. I’ve decided to not save since you only live once and life is for the living!

Cry a river, build a bridge, then walk your butt right over it. Maybe your butt wouldn’t be so big if your head wasn’t stuck up it. I hate to break it to you but I’m from the “light at the end of the tunnel” and they asked me to inform you that no one is coming to rescue you.
The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are. Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place. If you believe that, I have a beach house in the Sahara to sell to you. “For you my friend, $100 only.”
Sorry for being late to work. I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work. I would leave immediately if I wasn’t solely dependent on the salary I’m expecting in exactly 4 days, 6 hours, 36 minutes and 35 seconds. You know what they say, “if you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.”
If life is a highway, then I’m stuck in a traffic jam called reality. Now I want you to say after me. I will breathe. I will think of solutions. I will not let my worry control me. I will not let stress break me. I will simply breathe. And it will be okay, because I don’t quit. Don’t let anything keep you away from doing your job.
Die on the job
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
the last paragraphy. i pledge w all mi heart that i’ll remain faithfull till death 😂
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And that’s the kind of employee we’re on the lookout for 🤣
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SMiLes Mr Gottfried i’ve Got FRiEnDS Online Who Have
Stuck With me Close to a Decade Of Course the Likely
Reason For
That is it is
So Easy to
Turn me Off
Online And Come Back
to me When There is Enough
Energy in the Day to Day Grind For That
i’ve Got So Many Acquaintances in the World
of Public Dance for the Last 121 Months too
More Than Stars Countable to the Naked
Eye in the Night Skies Yet Typically one
‘Fred-Talk’ On the Overall Meaning of
Life Is Enough For A Lifetime
Yet It’s True They’ll
Never Be the
Same After
They Get a Full Load
of me Meanwhile the Mystery
continues for those who Haven’t
Gotten the ‘Talk’ Yet Indeed i’ve Been
Told by Young Women Entire Face Group
Pages Have Been Created to Discuss the
Silent Dance i Bring to the World All Free
Oh Dear Lord Miles Still RiSinG Particularly
After my Hip Healed Enough for Full Speed
Yep 18,953 MiLes Closing in on Another
19,000 Milestone and Featnote to
Celebrate Next as the Halloween
Season of Strange
Things continue
And There is Literally
Likely No One Stranger
Than me Where i Live Hehe
i Kid You Not When We Got A Front
Door Installed A Couple of Years Ago the
Contractors Said Way Back in 2014 When they
Were in Middle School They Dressed Up as me
Going Tricker Treating With Shorts, Colorful T-Shirts
With Various Memes, And Signature Shades At Night too Hehe
Additionally A Young Woman Came to me in Tears one Night in
Walmart And Said The Videos She and Her Friends took of me
While Dancing in Public They Danced Together to After School
Literally Helping them Get Through the Tough Years of High
School Where They Felt Outcast Like They Didn’t Belong
They Said i Showed Them What It Means to Be
Free Without A Care
of What Anyone
Else Thinks
Of Doing Life
Out of the So-Called
Norm and Now i Am the
Norm It’s How Ya Change
Your Own World Every
Step Of New Holy
Dance Every
Word of
New Sacred Song
And It Does’t Matter
If Anyone Else Believes
in You Are Not As Let’s
Face it Might As Well
Make FRiEnDS
With Ourselves
As We aRe the One
Person Breathing We Will Always
Be Stuck With Now No Matter What..:)
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Online friends are the most amazing sometimes. They stick to you like bed bugs. Never leaving
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“Stick To You
Like Bed Bugs”
Hehe Mr Gottfried
Sounds Like What
my Wife Might Say
When
Tired HAha 🐞
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Bless her heart ❤️
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🤡☺️
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Cheers
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Cheers Indeed Mr Gottfried
From Stuck in Northwest Florida
A Most Beautiful Paradise Garden
Of Eden Forest River Bay And Gulf
of Gulf of Mexico
Beach
Yet Let’s Not
Forget Where
Matt Gaetz And
His Voters Reside too Hehe
Ditto for DeSaTaNiS TRuMP
And The Rest of the Crew
Pleading Guilty Pleas
As the SS TRuMP Craft
Is Slowly Yet Surely Sinking
Yet Who Am i to Complain 40 Percent
of the Folks in Nigeria Live in Poverty
While Here Where We Have First
World Problems Over 50 Percent
of Folks Making 150,000 to 200,000 Dollars
Live Pay to Pay Check As They Are Sold Totally
On The American Illusion of Buying Stuff And Being
Someone Important And Famous With Fortune is the only
Path to Kardishinanagans
Happiness HAha
The Path to True
Happiness is Paved
By Those Once Poor of SPiRiT
Who Rose Up on the Weight of Their Wings Still to come
God Yes Naked Enough Whole Complete Bless All Those
Days i Couldn’t Speak Until 4 Bless All Those Days
i Stuttered And People Made Fun of me For
Being Weak and So Very Strange only
Tattered Fins in the Aquarium
of the Bully Boy and Girls
From the Kids and Parents
From the Tallest Steeple of First Baptist Church
(Also Spitting on my Wife Ten Years Younger
Poor With A Divorced Mother Raising 6 Kids
Just Spitting on Her For Getting a Reduced Price Lunch)
True Spitting on me For Daring to Be A Boy with
A SMiLe Growing Up Without A Hot Water Heater
or Airconditioner
in the Cold and
Hot Humidity
of River Front Life
Yet Again Born of the River
in Flow i Come to Be Reborn Again
Same Before i Could Speak at Age 4
Yep Just a Leaf Falling to Frozen Soils
After Greening Spring Trees Making
Way For New Saplings i Feed
Summering Flowers
To Fall Once Again
Gazing across the
River to the Forest
With no Words at age 3
Already Realizing i Had
Been Here Forever with
The Rest of the Leaves
Falling and RiSinG Again
Indeed the Rise is both
in THorns and FLoWeRS
of Roses my FRiEnD And
Kudos to You For Being Man
Enough Not to Exclude Any Humans
From Your Purview of Being Human Never
Seeing You Disrespect Anyone Here Do Understand
How Rare that is
IN A World
Separated
From What
Humanity Even is
Naked Enough Whole Complete LoVE iN Peace
Neither Fearing the DarK or Cynical oF LiGHT Happy
Halloween
Where DarK
And LiGHT Create
TWiLiGHT Forever Newly Now…
No Use to me in Waiting to
Celebrate All Saints Day Hehe..:)
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Let the saints go marching in!
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True Mr Gottfried
Saints Continue
To March To
Keep LoVE iN
Peace Alive And
Of Course Them too
To
Complete
The Play at Hand
Onward Marching
Christian Soldiers,
ETc, Not So MucH As
HiSToRY
Continues
To Clearly
SHoW iN
Smoke
And Mirrors 🪞 ✌️
Oh Dear Lord How
“Sacred Cows”
Obfuscate
LoVE iN Peace Breathing 😮💨 ☺️🙏🙌
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Love, peace and prosperity
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With
SMiles☺️
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Cheers mate
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⚽️👍🔜
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🫂
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⚽️👻
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🙏
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Sell me a house in the Sahara
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With a swimming pool up front? 😅
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First paragraph. I can totally relate
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Haha, but of course 😅
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“stuck between a rock and someone I want to hit with it” is so REAL ugh
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I knew you’d dig it 😅
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I’m as loyal to my work as they are to me. In other words, I spend my days laughing at them. Great Line; “stuck between a rock and someone I want to hit with it” 🤣😎🙃
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Haha, I’m lying my ass off if I said I cared if my work building burned down 🤣😅
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<my opinion is you should let the bricks fly. You might be get arrested, but at least you will feel that your voice has been heard. It will make you feel better and get you unstuck.
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Yeah, I’ll take this advice with a pinch of salt 🧂
Have you seen the state of our jails? 🤣
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Yeah, they suck
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And the officers are no fun!
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No they are not.
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They steal all the fun!
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They have no sense of humor, Every party ends when they show up. They should never be invited.
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They don’t even bother to wait for the invite 😅
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no, they don’t. There should be a law against party crashers, but they would have to arrest themselves.
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Hahaha, I like that line of thinking
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Another chef d’ouvre from Banter Republic. You’re really cookin
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Thanks assistant chef 👩🍳
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Name the president with your full chest, stop going through the corners 😅
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Haha, I’m trying to stay out of prison 🤣
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I needed your words today. Thank you! 🙏🌷💕
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I’m glad my words were comfort to you ❤️
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