Like an Animal

~ Gottfried

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Wild animals are less wild and more human than many humans of this world. And that’s why you should never play poker with the worlds fastest animal because he’s a cheetah.

Today I saw a woman talking to her cat. She really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home, we both had a good laugh. Dogs come when they are called. Cats on the other hand take a message and get back to you later.

The best way to be kind to Bears is not to be very close to them. Imagine shooting down a Bear for doing ‘Bear Things’? That’s cruel! Taking a dog named shark to the beach is also a bad idea. I named my dog “5 miles” just so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday.

When animals do something noble, we say they are behaving ‘like humans’. When humans do something disgusting we say they are behaving ‘like animals’. Clumsy use of the English language perpetuates the myth that animals are inferior and disposable beings.

Man is the only mammal that blushes – or that needs to. Man is also a clever animal who for the most part behaves like an imbecile. In our quest for wisdom, we arrived at the pearly gates of foolishness. Other animals don’t pay rent, neither do they buy food. We sold ourselves for clothes.

If people treat you like an animal in their lives. Stop barking. Be a Lion. Maul a few of them! On the beach and in the sea, animals don’t leave trash behind. Humans do. Please behave like animals. Rabbits jump and live for eight years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years…

There’s a message here

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66 thoughts on “Like an Animal”

  3. SMiLes Mr Gottfried

    The Last ‘Dragon/Prayer’

    Emoji’s Intuitively Felt a Bit Prophetic

    Yet of Course The Environment of the

    World Has Been Unusually Cruel Human Punishment

    In Hot Pockets

    Of HeLL ON EartH

    WHeRE Slaughtering

    Other Human Beings Always

    Easier to Be Culling the Same

    Species When Separated From

    Strangling Our ‘Close Neighbors Together with Hands Alone

    God DaM iT i’M Human i Once Found A Rat Under the Mop In the Deep Sink

    When i Was A Janitor Making my Why Through College Cleaning Toilets

    in Big Corporate Buildings and Banks Late Night AS Such And Found

    Out i Am So F iN Human i Couldn’t Bear to Drown A Rat in A Deep Sink

    It’s True Empathy When Real Feels The Struggle of Life oF All Other

    Living Creatures to Survive and Die Yet When We Separate

    Ourselves From that Reality With Killing Tools We Lose

    Our Humanity

    What Makes Us

    Worth Living ‘Down Here’…

    Oh The Tools of War How Much

    More Difficult it is too Strangle the
    Rats Among Us With Bear Hands Indeed…

    Other than that even when i Just Sneeze It’s

    Such A Loud SNeeZERoaR that Dogs Miles Away

    Howl Back

    Just Trying

    to Determine
    What Creature
    Lurking in the Midnight
    Hours of my Neighborhood Is
    While Humans Wonder WTFred was That

    Or at Church When Some of the “Patrons”
    Pee Just A Bit as it Sounds like a Shot-Gun

    Blast
    in the
    Current
    Boob Tube
    News Environment AS Such God Yes

    Stay Wild and Free BE ANimalKind Indeed Hehe..:)

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      1. “Our humanity is what makes us alive”

        SMiLes Dear Mr Gottfried i See the

        Living Dead Most Everywhere i go

        God Dam IT

        And iT Ain’t

        Even Halloween

        AnyMore It’s Real

        The Zombie Apocalypse

        Failing to Lift the Veils oF iGNoRance

        Dying

        Lives

        Stories Rule
        Yet Humans
        Have Potentials
        To Create Living Ones..:)

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  7. When animals do something noble, we say they are behaving ‘like humans’. When humans do something disgusting we say they are behaving ‘like animals’

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