Odour Yewu

~ Gottfried

I smell the smell of something that smells smelly. I once bought a ‘fragrant’ air freshener, but it smelled worse than the original odour. I swear they just filled it with disappointment. An old man’s mouth produces a bad smell but the words that come out of it are sweet. Words like, I have left you my entire estate since I have no offspring.

If you can smell yourself, others have been able to for a while. Bad smells have a way of creeping up on you, just like your responsibilities on a Monday morning. Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it twice daily at the minimum.

Bad breath. We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth. Or, I’ve got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth for me. They say smell is the strongest sense tied to memory. Well, I’ll never forget that horrible odour that came from my co-worker’s gym bag.

Thanks for keeping me awake with your body odour. I could have missed my stop if it wasn’t for you. Nothing makes a room feel smaller than a bad smell. It’s like the stench is taking up all the available space. Even though the bus wasn’t full, you were everywhere! You know it’s a terrible day when even the air freshener outside smells like socks.

Body odour is the window to the soul. Some people have a bad attitude, others have a bad smell, and both are equally unpleasant. If bad smells were considered an Olympic sport, I think my neighbour’s apartment would take the gold. I accidentally sprayed an air freshener on myself thinking it was perfume, now I smell like lavender-covered desperation.

What if I told you that body odour is not your strong point? My sense of smell must be amazing. I can detect bad breath from three cubicles away. There are other people on the internet. It’s awesome. You get all the benefits of ‘other people’ without the body odour and the eye contact. I could also cut down on the minty candy I carry around. What did the one eye say to the other?

Between us something smells

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56 thoughts on “Odour Yewu”

  4. Ah Yes Memories You Bring Back Of

    Odorous Life Indeed Mr Gottfried

    Oh Dear That Spring of 2017 When

    Just A Common Cold Before Covid-19

    Took my Smell and Taste Away Yet i Already

    Had Lost All Memories
    of the Feeling of A Smile
    Fortunately Although
    Memories are Tied in
    Strongly With Smell

    Ah Yes Many More Senses
    in Synergy Emotions make True

    Oh my GoD And Then There was the
    Solar Eclipse on August 21, 2017

    And What i Named As the
    Doomsday Smell Then as

    Everything About Existence
    Basically Smelled Like Rotting Flesh
    Tastes Not too Far Off From That Too YucK

    True That is A Real Disorder When Lost Smell
    And Taste Comes Back And Enough of A Problem
    For it to Literally Be a Suicide Disease For Some Folks too

    Yet Again i Had
    the Perspective
    of No Emotions
    At All Piece of Paper
    Existence for 66 Months then
    Truly FroZeN HeLL ON EartH WiTHiN

    So What if Everything Smells Dead Just
    Curl my Lip up a Bit And Still SMiLe Though
    ‘Gehenna’ Again

    Then…

    Key:

    The SMiLe
    Still Fully Worked

    i Was Used to a Challenge
    By Then for Damned Sure Already

    Now
    With SMiLes too…

    Just Another Raging
    Wave of Life To Surf And Not Drown..:)

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      1. Indeed Mr Gottfried a Loss of Smell May be Difficult to Accommodate

        Without the Sense to Detect Smoke in the Building Burning Down

        It’s Sort of Like Entertaining the Ocean Blue Riding Smooth

        On a Titanic Ship Yet So Very Distracted By All the

        Casino Games of Monkeys Pressing Instant

        Gratification Tik Tok Levers With

        Never Ending Cocaine

        And Sugar That We May

        Miss The Approaching Orange
        Iceberg All Together Until the Boat

        Sinks With All on It Both Those Paying
        Attention And Those So Distracted They

        Forget The Flesh and Blood (LoVE iN Peace) They

        Even Wear Together Where Unity is All that Keeps us Afloat

        Yet Good News Today Finally Yes One Party on ‘The Titanic’

        Now At Least Showed Some Semblance of Ethics Ridding IT

        At Least Of One Rat Chewing Through the Bottom of the Boat of Truth

        YeS iN Any Semblance of Human Ethics WHeRE Lies Are No Longer Truth

        We’ve Got A Real

        Smell Problem

        Indeed mY FRiEnD

        That Doomsday Smell/Taste
        After the Smell Went Away
        Back on The Solar Eclipse
        Day of August 21, 2017

        Surely Foreshadowed

        Lots of Rotting Death

        Both Metaphorical

        Of Human Souls

        of Truth and Yes

        Literally So To SpeaK NoW True too…

        Yet What Ya Gonna Do At The Bottom

        Of the Titanic With all the Other ‘Irish Immigrants’ God Yes

        Dance Sing Free Like THere’s No Tomorrow or Yesterday Indeed NoW

        As Long as This Peace Lasts NeW Not Unlike Neo VersUS THE Matrix For Real..:)

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          1. I don’t have a hint on how much the revelation of that typo should, I am sniffing but can’t smell anything 😅😅 how much do you think it should be

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