Celebrating Motherhood

~ Gottfried

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. A mother is a person who does the work of many. For free. Once you’re a mom, you’re already a mom. It’s like riding a bike, you don’t forget. Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your child.

Motherhood is so stressful, so we create about four days a year to celebrate it. Honestly there’s some fraud going on with the amount of women holidays. There’s Mother’s Day, women’s day, girl-child day, wife’s day, and girlfriends day. They even created a day to eliminate violence against themselves.

Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry. It’s not easy being a mother, if it were easy fathers would do it. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Did you know that if you feed them, they grow? If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? Mothers have the most difficult job in the world. A job so difficult you can do it with your pajamas. A mother is a person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge. Is she there with you? No. Do you 100% trust her judgement over your own? Yes.

Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother. I mean we’d all have appreciated a manual better, it’s less overbearing but we’ll take what we can. To this day I’m curious to find out what happens when she finishes counting to three. Working mothers are guinea pigs in the scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Motherhood. Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine. Truth is, there’s no way to be a perfect mother, but there are a million ways to be a good one. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who did a great job raising her children and her husband. Give your mother a nice bottle of wine for Mother’s Day. After all…

you are the reason she drinks

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56 thoughts on “Celebrating Motherhood”

  4. “Celebrating Motherhood” Oh Dear Lord Mr Gottfried
    After Celebrating International Women’s Day Practically
    All Week and Weekend Long i’m Surely All Jazzed Up for

    “Celebrating Motherhood” Indeed

    For Really Even The Black Hole That

    Our Milky Way Revolves Around it Seems

    iS A Great Mother Indeed as Even Quantum
    Mechanic’s Theories Suggest Spin and Torsion

    of Dying Stars Falling Into the Great Mother of Black Hole

    May Resurrect in Balance

    Entire UniVerses

    New

    God Yes
    Birth at
    Best Out
    Of Black Holes

    Oh Dear Lord Yes
    Traditionally After
    A Long Nomadic Leaning
    Matriarchal Tradition Yes
    Then of Human Foragers Hunters
    And Gatherers Where Cooperation
    Rules as the Child is the Greatest Prize
    of the Village For Any Chance At Future
    Survival For the Human Species Greed Takes

    Over Storing Grain Taking More Than Giving
    From Each Other Hoarding More Than Sharing
    For Each Other And God Yes Sadly Callously Harming
    More Than Caring Healing A Mother’s Way of Nurture Indeed

    All that Saved
    the Human Species
    For Hundreds of
    Thousands of

    Years For Real

    Fast Forward to the
    Last 10 to 12,000 Years
    of Patriarchy Ruled By A Closed
    Fist of Greed Yet a Promise of A Son

    of Woman to Come And the Age of ‘The Child” to Begin

    An Age of Giving Sharing Caring Healing With Most Respect
    And Least Harm Where ‘The Child’ Sees No Enemy in the Stranger Again

    Back to Future
    Hehe MaNDaLoRiaN

    Protector of the Child Returns

    As Forecast Son of Woman Returns
    Holding Hands With Daughter No

    Separation Now For Real SMiLes

    me and ‘Eve’
    Will Be
    Watching
    The Show From ‘Eden’
    Naked Enough Whole Complete…

    “Pass the Popcorn Eve,” “The Real
    Oscar’s” Are about to Begin Again..:)

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          5. Hehe Mr Gottfried Be
            careful What You Wish For
            i Already Played the Role of

            Creature of the Night

            Where Forever Is
            A Second in Hell
            (After All LoVE iN Peace Leaves
            Piece of Paper Existence Indeed)
            or At Least a Thousand
            Years As Christina Perri
            Reflects With Her Song

            About ‘Twilight’ too

            Hmm the Werewolf
            Meme is Mostly About the
            Reality That We Carry A Shadow

            Beast Within Where if We Don’t Make
            FRiEnDS With the Inner Beast Shadow

            May Escape
            And Make
            Mince Meat
            Pie Out of Peace

            Yet if You Insist
            You May Make
            A ‘Faustian Deal’ hehe…

            All i Have to Do is Get
            The Paperwork Ready
            And Send it Digitally

            in
            Nigeria
            For You
            With SMiLes…

            Other Than that
            As Usual Be Seeing
            You Soon as Soon Comes Next…

            Meanwhile As Always i’ll be ‘Dancing
            With my Devil in the Pale Moonlight…’

            iN LoVE iN
            Peace of COuRSE..:)

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  5. It so happens my son is visiting and one of my daughter’s is here which her new baby and my son who thinks I’m the most overbearing mother laughed and so did she. Truth is… he hasn’t a clue what controlling is. As for me, I’ll be looking for wine since the bottle’s empty and I just got a sip
    Always good stuff, Gottfried❣️

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  7. Happy Mother’s Day to all women out there it isn’t easy to raise up children the way they do effortlessly it’s really appreciated 🥰❤️💯

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