A Little Bit Paranoid

Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. Paranoia plays into all of us. Trust is a terrifying idea of not knowing who we can rely on. You shouldn’t make vows. The moment you do, fate starts conspiring to shove them down your throat. It’s why I skipped my wedding vows. I’m preserving the wife.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what’s your plan? I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason. The remaining 13 are legitimate threats to my life with my wife in the top half.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken. Strange how paranoia can link up with reality every now and then. There’s no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come through at any moment. Paranoia is a social disease. You get it from screwing other people over. It’s not paranoia if everyone really hates you though.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on. Your mind is working at its best when you’re being paranoid. You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation at high speed with total clarity. If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘Well excuse me, I am not a mirror.’ Crush them.

Paranoia is just a heightened sense of awareness. Some people think it’s paranoia, but it isn’t. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them, Wizards know it. You should surround yourself with people who are good for your mental health. People who give you energy, not taking it from you. Like kids. Avoid your own kids.

Anti-stalker. Learning someone’s routine in order to avoid them. We’re all living in each others paranoia. It’s amazing where the paranoid mind can take you. Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. When you’re home alone and you hear a loud noise. Make a loud bang of your own.

Now you’re both paranoid.

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