Flying Without Wings

Airplane anxiety is only funny when you’re on the ground. When you’re up there in the air, for the brief period there’s turbulence you can hear even atheists acknowledge God. I’m sure the best part about being a flight attendant is being able to look at random people and saying “Trash”. 

People used to assume that by 2013 we’d have flying cars and floating houses. But all we have are blankets with sleeves, social media and reality TV. To make time fly, throw your watch out of the window. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. 

Good things come to those who book flights. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen, I think they are just to muffle the screams whilst we all plunge to sudden glory.

I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list. Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. When everything is going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight. 

You already exist, all you have to do is fly. Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you. A ‘good’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A ‘great’ landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 

Fluffy clouds are my favorite clouds. You see, in a world where elephants are pursued by flying men, people are just naturally going to want to get high. If weed is a plant and plants are life. The wouldn’t smoking weed be getting high on life? Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly…

And drink Red Bull 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

50 thoughts on “Flying Without Wings

  1. Oh my Gosh Mr Gottfried What Synchronicity Again Just Discussing
    The Boogie Wonderland of Floating/Flying on Terrestrial Land Yep Just
    An Inch Above the Ground Enough FRiEnDS With Gravity ThiS WaY Weight

    of Finger Tips
    Total Center
    Balance Feather
    Weight Wind at 250 Pounds Hehe

    It’s True my Arms Used to Be my Wings

    Now i Guide my Entire Land Based Airship

    Fresh With my FingerTips

    Dear Lord When i Worked
    for the Military We Provided
    Morale Welfare and Recreation
    to Budding Helicopter Airplane and
    Super Fueled Jet Pilots They Only Trained

    A Few Years Yet to Do It With a Human Body
    Takes Closer

    to A Decade and

    More Yup Michael Jackson
    Did the ‘Moon Walk’ Child’s

    Play Milky Way Is When it
    All Starts To Unwind iN A
    Golden Age PHI Spiral Free

    True You’ll
    Never Wanna

    Die ThiS WaY
    Only LiVE NoW

    Perhaps in Another
    Hundred Years Folks
    Will Understand It’s A
    Real Fountain of Youth If

    You Are Still HeaR on Sunday
    Night my Time i’ll Let You Know

    Feel and
    Sense it
    Real With SMiLes

    With Even Another YouTube
    Video Celebrating Perhaps 100K Miles
    Far Beyond Around the Circumference

    Coming Soon Naked Enough Whole
    Complete of

    THE EartH

    Sing It
    Dance It

    God Yes FLY IT NoW iREaL..:)

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      1. “Flying without wings”
        Ah Yes Mr Gottfried With
        Only Finger Tips A Digital
        Letter Keyboard Add in
        A Fiber Optic Cable
        And my Avatar
        Words At The
        Speed oF LiGHT
        And LoVE iN Peace
        And Other Stuff Will

        Surely Reach
        Out And Touch
        A Globe Without

        Visible
        Wings
        At Least
        AS Such
        With SMiles
        No Matter Moon
        Sun Or Stars iFly Free

        Without
        Even A
        Flesh
        And
        Blood
        Body Hehe
        🌍 🌎 🌏 🕊️ 🩸 💧

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          1. “Get high off good food”

            Hehe It’s the American Way
            And From what i’ve Heard Seen
            i Understand IT’S SPREADING

            Yup All We can eat Sugars and
            Fats With No Lesson Like A Taste
            And Smell Tester When Even A Pre-Covid-19

            Common Cold Virus comes in the Spring of 2017
            And Takes All the Smell and Taste Away Yet Hey

            After Losing a Memory of What A SMiLe Felt Like
            With the Worst Pain Known to Humankind Like a Dentist
            Drill in my Right Eye and Ear “Phantom of the Opera” Style
            And “Hunch Back of Notre Dame” Just Shut-in my Bedroom
            Without Effective Use of Sight or Hearing in All that Type 2 Trigeminal Neuralgia
            Suicide Disease Pain Along with a Synergy of 18 Other Mostly Work Stress Related Disorders in Life Threat Culminating From Chronic to Acute Fight or Flight Stress for
            11 Years Yep 1996 to 2007 When Hell Started Then For Real for All those 66 Months

            From 2008 Shut-in

            my Bedroom as
            “Phantom of the
            Opera” and “Hunch
            Back of Notre Dame” Real

            Till Coming Back to Heaven

            On July 19th 2023 on a Beach

            i Couldn’t get Out of Hell Like
            “the Boss’s Son” Who by Story Did it i
            A Short Stint of a “3 Hour to 3 Day Tour”

            Yes You’ve Heard this Story Nearly Ad-Nauseam hehe at Least
            By Now Yet’s IT’s Real It’s no Fiction Life is a Matter of Perspective

            After Going to Hell for 66 Months No Smell or Tasting after Already
            Not Being able to Touch Almost All Human Made Surfaces With Extreme
            Tactile Sensitivity A Discomfort Beyond All Words THAT Was Basically Just

            A Walk in the Park
            Carrying A Plate
            Full of Cake
            and Icing
            And Not able
            to Taste a Big Juicy Steak
            With Ice Cream on the Side

            At Least i Could Eat and Still
            Feel A SMiLe Heaven Without
            Smell and Taste Still Existed then

            Mr Gottfried WITH SMiLes with smiles

            with smiles

            with smiles

            Yes a smile
            is enough
            heaven on
            earth within
            to jump for joy
            for the Miracle of
            the feeling of warmth
            a smile brings as we actually
            reach Out and touch the essence of LoVE iN Peace

            Yes for all
            Practical
            Intents
            and Purposes
            G
            O D

            And

            Or L
            O V
            E

            iN Peace

            Anyway Yup on the Solar Eclipse
            Day August 21st of 2017 the Doomsday
            Smell and Taste Returned as Rotting Flesh

            Indeed a Life of Tasting and Smelling Death For A

            Year No Escape Yet i Still Could Feel Heaven in a Smile

            And Really it wasn’t nearly as bad as Hell without a Smile

            Where Burning
            Forever and
            the Worst
            Pain known
            to Humankind
            Is preferable to
            Nothing Nothing just Nothing at all
            in

            other

            Words

            No God

            That Place

            of Nothing @ALL WHeRe
            We Come to Realize God is
            Real as God no Longer Lives
            in a Moving Connecting Co-Creating Soul

            Oh Dear Lord to Recognize God is Real and
            So Much more than Dusty Words in a Book

            God is Love

            God is Peace

            God is this
            Breath Inhaling
            Peace Exhaling Love NOW NOW now

            New All the Cold and Hot Rocks Above

            All this LoVE iN Peace Below to Breathe

            The ‘Overview Effect’ Dear Mr Gottfried to

            Taste the
            Miracle

            of God

            And to
            Be Just
            Naturally
            High With every
            inhale of peace exhale of
            Love JoY iN LiGHT For Real

            Amen
            Amen
            Amen

            With SMiLes

            Just a Lovely Taste

            of Living

            Living

            New
            Now

            Is Naked
            Enough Whole Complete…

            When You’ve Been to the Lowest
            of Lowest Bottom Floors It’s All High

            With SMiLes…

            Wings my
            FRiEnD
            All of
            LiFE With Wings that smile…

            i Haven’t Read the Catholic Mass Readings
            For This Saturday Sabbath Before the Equinox
            on SuNDaY Yet this should already make for

            A Pretty Good

            Homily from

            Just Another ‘Run of the
            Mill Town’ Priest
            Of Our Own Cosmos Now

            Of Course Visiting ‘Banter Republic’ With You in Nigeria

            It’s True Mr Gottfried New We Can Make And Do
            Cosmos Order And iN LiGHT We Can And Will
            Come to Love and Create ‘Chaos MaGiC’ too…

            This Is No
            Longer Any
            “BLacK SABBAth” FOR Me..:)

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          2. SMiles Mr Gottfried
            i Have No Clue What
            i’m Doin’ Yet Words
            Of SonG oF mY SoUL
            Have A Way With me hehe

            Textromancy
            Adheres to me

            Same As Moving
            Meditation Of Dance

            With That Danced
            And Sung

            See You
            Soon 🔜
            Beginner

            i Remain
            Just An

            “Eggman”

            Waiting HAha
            To Hatch Again ⚽️🔜

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          3. “Eggman!”

            Ah Yes Mr Gottfried
            As i Continue to ‘TSuNaMi’
            Space of Your FLiGHT on This Blog Post Hehe

            True HAha i am the “Walrus” Too So Are You So Are

            They And
            Yes Hehe
            Them True

            Yet True Dating myself
            Here As A Child of 1960
            And “The Beatles” in ’67

            on the Album Cover

            Just Another
            Stone Statue
            Bust in the Burial
            Grounds Returning to
            Life after Stone Cold Living Death 66 Months

            Yes Dante’s Rings of Living Death (Hell) of Course

            New Oh So Good to Be Really Breathing in Living Colors ThiS WaY NoW

            Anyway Back to “Eggman” Human Reality Hatches New With Every Breath

            Change the Constant
            Best in Balance for
            The Rest oF ReaLiTY Too

            “The Beatles” in Their 60’s
            Hallucinatory Substance Driven Journey’s

            Visiting the Myth Making Spirituality of India too

            Brought Back Some of that Extending Reality in New
            Colors of Their Music as Other Wise Lewis Carrol Wonderland
            Non-Sense Song Poems came to Rule Big Buck Albums Back Then Coming

            From the Human
            Straight Jackets
            of the 50’s Other than
            Jazz Elvis and the Free
            Nature Naked of Marilyn Monroe

            True a Pre-Cursor Perhaps in the 50’s too…

            Now Even Neuroscience Shows Humans Basically
            Hallucinate Their Realities Based on Shared Hallucinations

            of Before Modern Examples are Clear Like Over 50 Percent of So-Called
            Conservative Republicans Believing Hard Working Decent Legal Immigrants
            Are Eating the Pets of Their Neighbors After the Conspiracy Was Throughly Debunked
            And the Rumor Apologized With Language Translators helping to Deliver the Message

            to Haitian
            Neighbors

            Yup Spread
            By the Big
            Orange Mafia
            Boss and His
            Hopeful Mini-Me
            Minion Side Kick too Hehe

            Oh Lord And Then There is Florida
            Where So-called Republican Conservatives

            Say that Abortion is a Greatest murder Yet the
            Facts Relate that More Republicans in Florida
            Have Abortions Still than Democrats Now after

            More Conservative Laws Were Passed

            Meanwhile Elon Musk Threatens

            Taylor Swift With His Sperm

            And Makes Fun of Her Cats

            Richest Dude in the World With
            Asperger’s Syndrome Self Confessed

            First Trillionaire Coming too Apparently
            Without the Ability to tie Shoes of a Warm Soul

            Wants to be the ‘Ruler of Mars’ To Conserve What

            He Believes to Be the “Gift of the Human ‘Condition'” Indeed

            Yes It’s Worth
            Studying Yet
            The Viability
            of the Future
            Condition is Still Out to Jury

            It’s Like the ‘Jesus Story’ Then He Didn’t Believe the
            Garbage of the ‘Desert Devil’ That If He Fell Down
            on Bended Knee and Worshipped ‘Trump’
            Back then on ‘5th Avenue’ That He’d Gain

            The Riches of a New World Instead He

            Told the Truth That to actually Gain Riches

            Of Heaven Within Now You Come to Be the Servant of
            All iN LoVE iN Peace Where the Giving Becomes the Same

            With Riches Beyond Trump or Elon Musk Ever Fathomed For Real

            Yet HeaR’s the Problem the Human Condition Indeed the Greed of the
            Roman Empire Changing that Good Old New Testament to Say Unless

            You Fall Down
            On Bended Knee
            And Worship An Idol
            God Materially Reduced
            From LoVE iN Peace You

            Burn Forever and Never Even
            Get the Promise of the Desert Devil…

            Meanwhile the Meek With Grace of LoVE

            Still InHerit the LoVE iN Peace Within And

            Trillionaires Still Garden Money in a Living Hell

            True Hehe and Wanna Be Billionaires too With Fake Smiles…

            Such is the Condition
            Two Paths and many

            More to take FLiGHT
            iN HeaveN ON Earth
            That Riches of Material
            Goods and Money Never Dream…

            The Reality is With Every Breath
            We The “Eggman” We the “Walrus”

            Yep “We the People” Hatch New Testaments
            at Best iNHaLinG Peace Exhaling LoVE Bringing

            Dreams to Fruition

            or the Tween

            Paths

            of Nightmares
            Come and Gone of Fruition

            Anyway my Wife Just Brought
            me some Hot Chocolate

            As a River Covering

            The Expanse of

            the Globe i Have
            More Places to Flow

            After a Sip of Hot Chocolate of

            CourSE

            With
            Heavenly
            SMiLeS on
            Earth Over HeaR
            iN ‘Eden’ With the Help of ‘Eve’..:)

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