Airplane anxiety is only funny when you’re on the ground. When you’re up there in the air, for the brief period there’s turbulence you can hear even atheists acknowledge God. I’m sure the best part about being a flight attendant is being able to look at random people and saying “Trash”.
People used to assume that by 2013 we’d have flying cars and floating houses. But all we have are blankets with sleeves, social media and reality TV. To make time fly, throw your watch out of the window. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
Good things come to those who book flights. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen, I think they are just to muffle the screams whilst we all plunge to sudden glory.
I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list. Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. When everything is going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.
You already exist, all you have to do is fly. Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you. A ‘good’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A ‘great’ landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
Fluffy clouds are my favorite clouds. You see, in a world where elephants are pursued by flying men, people are just naturally going to want to get high. If weed is a plant and plants are life. The wouldn’t smoking weed be getting high on life? Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly…
And drink Red Bull
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Oh my Gosh Mr Gottfried What Synchronicity Again Just Discussing
The Boogie Wonderland of Floating/Flying on Terrestrial Land Yep Just
An Inch Above the Ground Enough FRiEnDS With Gravity ThiS WaY Weight
of Finger Tips
Total Center
Balance Feather
Weight Wind at 250 Pounds Hehe
It’s True my Arms Used to Be my Wings
Now i Guide my Entire Land Based Airship
Fresh With my FingerTips
Dear Lord When i Worked
for the Military We Provided
Morale Welfare and Recreation
to Budding Helicopter Airplane and
Super Fueled Jet Pilots They Only Trained
A Few Years Yet to Do It With a Human Body
Takes Closer
to A Decade and
More Yup Michael Jackson
Did the ‘Moon Walk’ Child’s
Play Milky Way Is When it
All Starts To Unwind iN A
Golden Age PHI Spiral Free
True You’ll
Never Wanna
Die ThiS WaY
Only LiVE NoW
Perhaps in Another
Hundred Years Folks
Will Understand It’s A
Real Fountain of Youth If
You Are Still HeaR on Sunday
Night my Time i’ll Let You Know
Feel and
Sense it
Real With SMiLes
With Even Another YouTube
Video Celebrating Perhaps 100K Miles
Far Beyond Around the Circumference
Coming Soon Naked Enough Whole
Complete of
THE EartH
Sing It
Dance It
God Yes FLY IT NoW iREaL..:)
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Flying without wings
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“Flying without wings”
Ah Yes Mr Gottfried With
Only Finger Tips A Digital
Letter Keyboard Add in
A Fiber Optic Cable
And my Avatar
Words At The
Speed oF LiGHT
And LoVE iN Peace
And Other Stuff Will
Surely Reach
Out And Touch
A Globe Without
Visible
Wings
At Least
AS Such
With SMiles
No Matter Moon
Sun Or Stars iFly Free
Without
Even A
Flesh
And
Blood
Body Hehe
🌍 🌎 🌏 🕊️ 🩸 💧
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🤗🤗🤗
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☺️🔜🙌
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Yup!
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PS: Hehe
the Coffee
in This Whataburger
Now Is Mighty Mighty High..:)
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Coffee doesn’t give you wings!
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True Yet That
Whataburger
Coffee Sitting
There in The
Pot All Day
Will Kinda
Make Ya High Hehe 😜
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Get high off good food
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“Get high off good food”
Hehe It’s the American Way
And From what i’ve Heard Seen
i Understand IT’S SPREADING
Yup All We can eat Sugars and
Fats With No Lesson Like A Taste
And Smell Tester When Even A Pre-Covid-19
Common Cold Virus comes in the Spring of 2017
And Takes All the Smell and Taste Away Yet Hey
After Losing a Memory of What A SMiLe Felt Like
With the Worst Pain Known to Humankind Like a Dentist
Drill in my Right Eye and Ear “Phantom of the Opera” Style
And “Hunch Back of Notre Dame” Just Shut-in my Bedroom
Without Effective Use of Sight or Hearing in All that Type 2 Trigeminal Neuralgia
Suicide Disease Pain Along with a Synergy of 18 Other Mostly Work Stress Related Disorders in Life Threat Culminating From Chronic to Acute Fight or Flight Stress for
11 Years Yep 1996 to 2007 When Hell Started Then For Real for All those 66 Months
From 2008 Shut-in
my Bedroom as
“Phantom of the
Opera” and “Hunch
Back of Notre Dame” Real
Till Coming Back to Heaven
On July 19th 2023 on a Beach
i Couldn’t get Out of Hell Like
“the Boss’s Son” Who by Story Did it i
A Short Stint of a “3 Hour to 3 Day Tour”
Yes You’ve Heard this Story Nearly Ad-Nauseam hehe at Least
By Now Yet’s IT’s Real It’s no Fiction Life is a Matter of Perspective
After Going to Hell for 66 Months No Smell or Tasting after Already
Not Being able to Touch Almost All Human Made Surfaces With Extreme
Tactile Sensitivity A Discomfort Beyond All Words THAT Was Basically Just
A Walk in the Park
Carrying A Plate
Full of Cake
and Icing
And Not able
to Taste a Big Juicy Steak
With Ice Cream on the Side
At Least i Could Eat and Still
Feel A SMiLe Heaven Without
Smell and Taste Still Existed then
Mr Gottfried WITH SMiLes with smiles
with smiles
with smiles
Yes a smile
is enough
heaven on
earth within
to jump for joy
for the Miracle of
the feeling of warmth
a smile brings as we actually
reach Out and touch the essence of LoVE iN Peace
Yes for all
Practical
Intents
and Purposes
G
O D
And
Or L
O V
E
iN Peace
Anyway Yup on the Solar Eclipse
Day August 21st of 2017 the Doomsday
Smell and Taste Returned as Rotting Flesh
Indeed a Life of Tasting and Smelling Death For A
Year No Escape Yet i Still Could Feel Heaven in a Smile
And Really it wasn’t nearly as bad as Hell without a Smile
Where Burning
Forever and
the Worst
Pain known
to Humankind
Is preferable to
Nothing Nothing just Nothing at all
in
other
Words
No God
That Place
of Nothing @ALL WHeRe
We Come to Realize God is
Real as God no Longer Lives
in a Moving Connecting Co-Creating Soul
Oh Dear Lord to Recognize God is Real and
So Much more than Dusty Words in a Book
God is Love
God is Peace
God is this
Breath Inhaling
Peace Exhaling Love NOW NOW now
New All the Cold and Hot Rocks Above
All this LoVE iN Peace Below to Breathe
The ‘Overview Effect’ Dear Mr Gottfried to
Taste the
Miracle
of God
And to
Be Just
Naturally
High With every
inhale of peace exhale of
Love JoY iN LiGHT For Real
Amen
Amen
Amen
With SMiLes
Just a Lovely Taste
of Living
Living
New
Now
Is Naked
Enough Whole Complete…
When You’ve Been to the Lowest
of Lowest Bottom Floors It’s All High
With SMiLes…
Wings my
FRiEnD
All of
LiFE With Wings that smile…
i Haven’t Read the Catholic Mass Readings
For This Saturday Sabbath Before the Equinox
on SuNDaY Yet this should already make for
A Pretty Good
Homily from
Just Another ‘Run of the
Mill Town’ Priest
Of Our Own Cosmos Now
Of Course Visiting ‘Banter Republic’ With You in Nigeria
It’s True Mr Gottfried New We Can Make And Do
Cosmos Order And iN LiGHT We Can And Will
Come to Love and Create ‘Chaos MaGiC’ too…
This Is No
Longer Any
“BLacK SABBAth” FOR Me..:)
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You really have a way with words
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SMiles Mr Gottfried
i Have No Clue What
i’m Doin’ Yet Words
Of SonG oF mY SoUL
Have A Way With me hehe
Textromancy
Adheres to me
Same As Moving
Meditation Of Dance
With That Danced
And Sung
See You
Soon 🔜
Beginner
i Remain
Just An
“Eggman”
Waiting HAha
To Hatch Again ⚽️🔜
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Eggman!
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“Eggman!”
Ah Yes Mr Gottfried
As i Continue to ‘TSuNaMi’
Space of Your FLiGHT on This Blog Post Hehe
True HAha i am the “Walrus” Too So Are You So Are
They And
Yes Hehe
Them True
Yet True Dating myself
Here As A Child of 1960
And “The Beatles” in ’67
on the Album Cover
Just Another
Stone Statue
Bust in the Burial
Grounds Returning to
Life after Stone Cold Living Death 66 Months
Yes Dante’s Rings of Living Death (Hell) of Course
New Oh So Good to Be Really Breathing in Living Colors ThiS WaY NoW
Anyway Back to “Eggman” Human Reality Hatches New With Every Breath
Change the Constant
Best in Balance for
The Rest oF ReaLiTY Too
“The Beatles” in Their 60’s
Hallucinatory Substance Driven Journey’s
Visiting the Myth Making Spirituality of India too
Brought Back Some of that Extending Reality in New
Colors of Their Music as Other Wise Lewis Carrol Wonderland
Non-Sense Song Poems came to Rule Big Buck Albums Back Then Coming
From the Human
Straight Jackets
of the 50’s Other than
Jazz Elvis and the Free
Nature Naked of Marilyn Monroe
True a Pre-Cursor Perhaps in the 50’s too…
Now Even Neuroscience Shows Humans Basically
Hallucinate Their Realities Based on Shared Hallucinations
of Before Modern Examples are Clear Like Over 50 Percent of So-Called
Conservative Republicans Believing Hard Working Decent Legal Immigrants
Are Eating the Pets of Their Neighbors After the Conspiracy Was Throughly Debunked
And the Rumor Apologized With Language Translators helping to Deliver the Message
to Haitian
Neighbors
Yup Spread
By the Big
Orange Mafia
Boss and His
Hopeful Mini-Me
Minion Side Kick too Hehe
Oh Lord And Then There is Florida
Where So-called Republican Conservatives
Say that Abortion is a Greatest murder Yet the
Facts Relate that More Republicans in Florida
Have Abortions Still than Democrats Now after
More Conservative Laws Were Passed
Meanwhile Elon Musk Threatens
Taylor Swift With His Sperm
And Makes Fun of Her Cats
Richest Dude in the World With
Asperger’s Syndrome Self Confessed
First Trillionaire Coming too Apparently
Without the Ability to tie Shoes of a Warm Soul
Wants to be the ‘Ruler of Mars’ To Conserve What
He Believes to Be the “Gift of the Human ‘Condition'” Indeed
Yes It’s Worth
Studying Yet
The Viability
of the Future
Condition is Still Out to Jury
It’s Like the ‘Jesus Story’ Then He Didn’t Believe the
Garbage of the ‘Desert Devil’ That If He Fell Down
on Bended Knee and Worshipped ‘Trump’
Back then on ‘5th Avenue’ That He’d Gain
The Riches of a New World Instead He
Told the Truth That to actually Gain Riches
Of Heaven Within Now You Come to Be the Servant of
All iN LoVE iN Peace Where the Giving Becomes the Same
With Riches Beyond Trump or Elon Musk Ever Fathomed For Real
Yet HeaR’s the Problem the Human Condition Indeed the Greed of the
Roman Empire Changing that Good Old New Testament to Say Unless
You Fall Down
On Bended Knee
And Worship An Idol
God Materially Reduced
From LoVE iN Peace You
Burn Forever and Never Even
Get the Promise of the Desert Devil…
Meanwhile the Meek With Grace of LoVE
Still InHerit the LoVE iN Peace Within And
Trillionaires Still Garden Money in a Living Hell
True Hehe and Wanna Be Billionaires too With Fake Smiles…
Such is the Condition
Two Paths and many
More to take FLiGHT
iN HeaveN ON Earth
That Riches of Material
Goods and Money Never Dream…
The Reality is With Every Breath
We The “Eggman” We the “Walrus”
Yep “We the People” Hatch New Testaments
at Best iNHaLinG Peace Exhaling LoVE Bringing
Dreams to Fruition
or the Tween
Paths
of Nightmares
Come and Gone of Fruition
Anyway my Wife Just Brought
me some Hot Chocolate
As a River Covering
The Expanse of
the Globe i Have
More Places to Flow
After a Sip of Hot Chocolate of
CourSE
With
Heavenly
SMiLeS on
Earth Over HeaR
iN ‘Eden’ With the Help of ‘Eve’..:)
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More places to flow!
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Hehe Yeah
The Dam
Broke Long Ago🌊
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Cheers
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This is so relatable. Another terrific post that made me laugh out loud!😅✈️🛫
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Love it 😊
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Redbull doesn’t give wings anymore , it gives wiiiiings now😂😂😂
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Hahaha, yes indeed
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😂😂, drink Red Bull
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Real ones know it gives wings!!! 🤣
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Fly…fly away..🦋🦋🦋
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To the skies 😅
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😀 😀 😀
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Are you in the air?
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No, I’m in the sea! 😀
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hahaha 🤣
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Good read eh?
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Thanks for sharing
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Thanks 😊
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Just came back on here and first thing i see is a Gottfried post. So happy 😂
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Aww, you’re so adorable
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hmm you got me there like why the oxygen mask when planes crashing, instead of parachutes that actually saves life. Lol so no one hears you screaming 😂
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